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Internet Points are points awarded to the reader by Zach Weinersmith for odd activities, usually in the comic's title text or votey. To do: format this as table and sort by date of comic.

2009-07-13 :Note: Anyone who makes the dice and sends a picture gets a million points!

2009-08-29 :Pay the of a trillion points memo srsly m

2012-04-20 :Ten points to anyone who actually does this

2012-11-05 :10 Internet points to anyone who argues the following in a lit theory class:

2013-03-21 :50 internet points to whoever makes it!

2014-02-21 :+10 points if you just shouted denying the antecedent!

2014-11-22 :10 points to whoever makes the best stokes' theorem joke

A-higher-order | titletext = 10 points to anyone who tries this.

Astronaut-interview | titletext = 10 Points to any astronaut who does this.

Better-than-pi | titletext = Best Mega-Pi catch phrase sent to me on twitter gets 314 Internet Points.

Body-heat ...xt = First person to run naked in a polyester balaclava this winter gets 4 Internet points.

Citation ...s. I tried to find his Erdos Number but couldn't figure it out. 4 Internet Points to anyone who does.

Consignment | titletext = 10 points to anyone who tries this.

Convert :10 internet points to the first person to find a way to extract a waldo visual from the binary

Cute ...Anyone who wants to animate the last panel's eyebrows will be awarded Ten Internet Points immediately.

Dark-matter-2 | titletext = Bonus points to anyone who makes a Feynman diagram.

Dead ...n a religious community, then ruin it all by doing this. I'll give you 100 Internet points.

Dev | titletext = 4 Internet Points to Dave Luebke for making the techno-babble more accurate.

Eighteen | titletext = Ten Internet points to whoever does the best meme-ification to the top two panels.

Ellipsis :Ten points to whoever comes up with the most convoluted example.

Entropy ...o admonish their kid to not create so much information gets 10 Weinersmith Points. Ephemeral :Internet points. Espresso | titletext = Best suggestion for another point will receive 12 Internet Points.

Game :First person to send me a citation for "gorillas can't fly" gets ten internet points.

How-to-photograph-science ...ext = Anyone who creates their version of panel 3 will be rewarded with 42 Internet points.

Modern-art-2 | titletext = Ten Internet Points to whoever figures out the piece of art back there.

Muffins ...0 internet points to anyone who builds this. -1,000 ethics points, but +10 internet points.

Numbers | titletext = Ten Internet points to anyone who works out the 'math' on this.

Oh-yes | titletext = Ten points if you try this. Fifteen if it ruins your relationship. Sixteen if it ruins

Part-of-me | titletext = 10 points to anyone who does this.

Polymer :Ten internet points to anyone who designs, assembles, and sends me one of these. Preferably not

Public-speaking :Ten points to whoever does this first.

Puzzle-time | titletext = 14 points to anyone who finds a real way to generate this series.

Sleeping | titletext = Best alteration of panel 3 will be awarded 10 internet points.

Temperature :Anyone who ac tually does this shall receive Internet Points equivalent to the number of test points that were lost as a result of doing

The-cucumber-challenge | titletext = Ten points to any teacher who promises never to do this.

The-portrait :Ten points to anyone who uses ganes 5 and 6 for a meme.

Theorem ...itletext = Anyone NOT taking this too seriously will be docked 10 Internet Points.

Thermo | titletext = +10 Internet points if you can identify all three.

Tickle | titletext = First person to build and film the autotickler gets 3 SMBC points.

Why-has-no-one-invented-this | titletext = 10 internet points to the first person who does this.