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FarmCo IFO oversubscribed three times by someone who heard it was a good investment from someone else who heard it from someone else in Infinite Regress. It would probably be worth something of value. | |||
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'Melonaires' seen cashing out, moving to private archipelagos. Seen laughing until crying by various nude individuals. | |||
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Melon crash! Investors stunned: 'This is a type of fruit they were supposed to eat.' Fruit now degraded into inedible jelly-like thing. Internet people: 'We'll hold forever!' | |||
==Votey Transcript== | ==Votey Transcript== | ||
Revision as of 05:47, 13 September 2024
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 Title text: SMBC will be holding an initial comic offering today. The stock is imaginary but you can pay real dollars for it by buying my new book. |
Votey
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Transcript
- [Autogenerated by ChatGPT]
- Title: Melon Sales Falling
Panel 1:
Man in a suit and glasses, pointing to a chart labeled "Melon Sales" with a downward trend:
Man: "Melon sales are falling. Nobody wants to pay the prices we used to get."
Panel 2:
Another man at the table, looking thoughtful:
Man 2: "I think we can achieve more efficient production by—"
Panel 3:
A third person interrupts, excited:
Person: "What if we changed the name to take money from the stupid rich?"
Man 1, suddenly intrigued:
Man 1: "I think you're on to something, Jenkins."
Panel 4:
A newspaper headline:
"FarmCo announces 'Initial Fruit Offering'"
Panel 5:
Another newspaper headline:
FarmCo IFO oversubscribed three times by someone who heard it was a good investment from someone else who heard it from someone else in Infinite Regress. It would probably be worth something of value.
Panel 6:
Yet another newspaper headline:
'Melonaires' seen cashing out, moving to private archipelagos. Seen laughing until crying by various nude individuals.
Panel 7:
Final newspaper headline:
Melon crash! Investors stunned: 'This is a type of fruit they were supposed to eat.' Fruit now degraded into inedible jelly-like thing. Internet people: 'We'll hold forever!'
Votey Transcript
- [Autogenerated transcript]
- By god I will hold no matter what until an investor figures out what I'm doing and takes all my money!
- C
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