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:[Autogenerated | :[Autogenerated by ChatGPT] | ||
: | :**Title**: Melon Sales Falling | ||
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: | **Panel 1:** | ||
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: | *Man in a suit and glasses, pointing to a chart labeled "Melon Sales" with a downward trend:* | ||
:I think we can achieve more efficient production | |||
: | Man: "Melon sales are falling. Nobody wants to pay the prices we used to get." | ||
:What if we changed the name to take money from the stupid rich? | |||
: | **Panel 2:** | ||
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: | *Another man at the table, looking thoughtful:* | ||
: | Man 2: "I think we can achieve more efficient production by—" | ||
:Seen | |||
: | **Panel 3:** | ||
*A third person interrupts, excited:* | |||
Person: "What if we changed the name to take money from the stupid rich?" | |||
*Man 1, suddenly intrigued:* | |||
Man 1: "I think you're on to something, Jenkins." | |||
**Panel 4:** | |||
*A newspaper headline:* | |||
"FarmCo announces 'Initial Fruit Offering'" | |||
**Panel 5:** | |||
*Another newspaper headline:* | |||
"FarmCo IFO oversubscribed three times by someone who heard it was a good investment from someone else who heard it from someone else in Infinite Regress. It would probably be worth something of value." | |||
**Panel 6:** | |||
*Yet another newspaper headline:* | |||
"Melon 'geniuses' seen cashing out, moving to private archipelagos. Seen laughing until crying by various nude individuals." | |||
**Panel 7:** | |||
*Final newspaper headline:* | |||
"Melon crash! Investors stunned: 'This is a type of fruit they were supposed to eat.' Fruit now degraded into inedible jelly-like thing. Internet people: 'We'll hold forever!'" | |||
==Votey Transcript== | ==Votey Transcript== | ||
:[Autogenerated transcript] | :[Autogenerated transcript] | ||
Revision as of 05:16, 13 September 2024
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 Title text: SMBC will be holding an initial comic offering today. The stock is imaginary but you can pay real dollars for it by buying my new book. |
Votey
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Transcript
- [Autogenerated by ChatGPT]
- Title**: Melon Sales Falling
- Panel 1:**
- Man in a suit and glasses, pointing to a chart labeled "Melon Sales" with a downward trend:*
Man: "Melon sales are falling. Nobody wants to pay the prices we used to get."
- Panel 2:**
- Another man at the table, looking thoughtful:*
Man 2: "I think we can achieve more efficient production by—"
- Panel 3:**
- A third person interrupts, excited:*
Person: "What if we changed the name to take money from the stupid rich?"
- Man 1, suddenly intrigued:*
Man 1: "I think you're on to something, Jenkins."
- Panel 4:**
- A newspaper headline:*
"FarmCo announces 'Initial Fruit Offering'"
- Panel 5:**
- Another newspaper headline:*
"FarmCo IFO oversubscribed three times by someone who heard it was a good investment from someone else who heard it from someone else in Infinite Regress. It would probably be worth something of value."
- Panel 6:**
- Yet another newspaper headline:*
"Melon 'geniuses' seen cashing out, moving to private archipelagos. Seen laughing until crying by various nude individuals."
- Panel 7:**
- Final newspaper headline:*
"Melon crash! Investors stunned: 'This is a type of fruit they were supposed to eat.' Fruit now degraded into inedible jelly-like thing. Internet people: 'We'll hold forever!'"
Votey Transcript
- [Autogenerated transcript]
- By god I will hold no matter what until an investor figures out what I'm doing and takes all my money!
- C
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