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:ALIEN, with tears flowing down its face: "We are so fortunate." | |||
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:We are so fortunate. | |||
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[[Category:Comics featuring Zorblaxians]][[Category:Comics tagged aliens]][[Category:Comics featuring Zorblaxians]] | [[Category:Comics featuring Zorblaxians]][[Category:Comics tagged aliens]][[Category:Comics featuring Zorblaxians]] |
Latest revision as of 01:12, 7 November 2024
a-realistic-alien-invasion |
Title text: I am prepared to write comics for our alien conquerors. |
Votey[edit]
Explanation[edit]
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Transcript[edit]
- [Panel 1]
- A little green alien holding a ray gun and wearing a little helmet at the top of its comically tall head confidently strides off of a flying saucer :across a green field toward the nearest human.
- ALIEN: "We have come to take your planet!"
- HUMAN, expressionless: "That's fine."
- [Panel 2]
- ALIEN: "But--"
- HUMAN, holding a rope, interrupting the alien: "I don't think we're fit to govern ourselves. Here, I'll tie myself up."
- [Panel 3]
- ALIEN: "I don't think..."
- HUMAN, partially tied up, interrupting again: "Could you help me with the ropes? I've failed because humans are failure."
- [Panel 4]
- ALIEN: "You sho--"
- HUMAN, now fully tied, interrupting once again: "I'd ask another human, but humans are no longer capable of taking coordinated action."
- [Panels 5 & 6]
- ALIEN, flabbergasted: "You're kind of sapping the joy out of this."
- HUMAN: "Can I work in your mines? Or perhaps you'd just like to eat me?"
- [Panel 7]
- ALIEN, looking confused and despondent: "You want to be eaten?"
- HUMAN, showing a tinge of hope for the first time: "It'd be nice to contribute to something valuable."
- [Panel 8]
- ALIEN, alone, mouth agape: [speechless]
- [Panel 9]
- TITLE: "Later..."
- ALIEN COWORKER: "How'd the conquest go?"
- ALIEN, no longer wearing helmet, with a thousand yard stare: "It was a disaster."
- ALIEN COWORKER: "What should we do?"
- ALIEN: "...Send them a fruit basket?"
Votey Transcript[edit]
- ALIEN, with tears flowing down its face: "We are so fortunate."
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