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:Dear the media, why do you only cover salacious opinions and passing fads? Why not things that matter? | |||
:Because you will demand more meaningful coverage right up until the moment we provide it, at which point you'll switch to a listicle about celebrity bowel movements. | |||
:The average consumer will watch | |||
:6 hours of the most idiotic, inflammatory, vacuous, gossip-oriented quasi-news they can find and then complain that respectable news sites they never reference have supposedly not covered something | |||
:The public yelling at news coverage is like a guy who hasn't bathed or combed his hair in 20 years yelling at the mirror for being too ugly. | |||
:In sum, fuck you. | |||
:Sincerely, the media. | |||
:Sorry, I lost focus for a sec there. Could you rewrite it as a headline? | |||
:You won't believe how retrospectively empty this man's life will be! | |||
:smbc-comics.com | |||
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:If I can just die while checking my feeds I won't experience tragedy. | |||
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Latest revision as of 14:44, 11 February 2024
the-media |
Title text: This has been episode 429 of Zach Personally Antagonizes His Paying Customers |
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- [Describe panel here]
- Dear the media, why do you only cover salacious opinions and passing fads? Why not things that matter?
- Because you will demand more meaningful coverage right up until the moment we provide it, at which point you'll switch to a listicle about celebrity bowel movements.
- The average consumer will watch
- 6 hours of the most idiotic, inflammatory, vacuous, gossip-oriented quasi-news they can find and then complain that respectable news sites they never reference have supposedly not covered something
- The public yelling at news coverage is like a guy who hasn't bathed or combed his hair in 20 years yelling at the mirror for being too ugly.
- In sum, fuck you.
- Sincerely, the media.
- Sorry, I lost focus for a sec there. Could you rewrite it as a headline?
- You won't believe how retrospectively empty this man's life will be!
- smbc-comics.com
Votey Transcript[edit]
This transcript was generated by a bot: The text was scraped using AWS's Textract, which may have errors. Complete transcripts should also describe what happens in each panel. |
- [Describe panel here]
- If I can just die while checking my feeds I won't experience tragedy.
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