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==Transcript==
==Transcript==
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:[A woman is praying]
:[Describe panel here]
:Woman: Dear lord…
:Dear lord
:God: Yes, my child?
:When barak was pursuing sisera's routed army to harosheth, and jael took sisera into her tent, why did she feed him and comfort him, then kill him violently.
:[The woman looked up]
:Yes, my child?
:Woman: When Barak was pursuing Sisera's routed army to Harosheth, and Jael took Sisera into her tent, why did she feed him and comfort him, then kill him violently.
:Book of
:[Panel 3]
:Judges.
:God: Christ, that's obscure. What book was that? Was it one of the weird ones?
:Okay, well, I dunno. I guess maybe she was a mean lady? And you shouldn't be mean to people?
:[Panel 4]
:Christ, that's obscure. What book was that? Was it one of the weird ones?
:Woman: Book of judges.
:Like it's a cautionary tale?
:God: Okay, well, I dunno. I guess maybe she was a mean lady? And you shouldn't be mean to people?
:But nothing bad happens to her, and then there's a song verse about how great she is for killing him, and then there's forty years of peace.
:[The woman is thinking]
:Woman: Like it's a cautionary tale?
:Sure, yeah.
:Sure, yeah.
:Actually, that whole section. That's not supposed to be taken literally
:[The woman is confused]
:It's a myyyysteryyyy
:Woman: But nothing bad happens to her, and then there's a song verse about how great she is for killing him, and then there's forty years of peace.
:I'm gonna
:[Panel 7]
:But it's written like history. How can you derive a moral from it?
:God: Actually, that whole section. That's not supposed to be taken literally
:Go worship
:Woman: But it's written like history. How can you derive a moral from it?
:Moloch.
:[The woman is now angry]
:smbc-comics.com
:God: It's a myyyysteryyyy. WooOOOoooOOOooh!
:Woman: I'm gonna go worship Moloch.
==Votey Transcript==
==Votey Transcript==
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:[God, represented as a circle, is talking]
:[Describe panel here]
:God: Yer mean!
:V
:Yer mean.
:D
:a
:5,
{{comic discussion}}
{{comic discussion}}
[[Category:Comics tagged religion]]
[[Category:Comics tagged religion]]

Latest revision as of 15:35, 18 December 2024

exegesis
Dude, have You actually read this thing?
Title text: Dude, have You actually read this thing?

Votey[edit]

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Explanation[edit]

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Transcript[edit]

[A woman is praying]
Woman: Dear lord…
God: Yes, my child?
[The woman looked up]
Woman: When Barak was pursuing Sisera's routed army to Harosheth, and Jael took Sisera into her tent, why did she feed him and comfort him, then kill him violently.
[Panel 3]
God: Christ, that's obscure. What book was that? Was it one of the weird ones?
[Panel 4]
Woman: Book of judges.
God: Okay, well, I dunno. I guess maybe she was a mean lady? And you shouldn't be mean to people?
[The woman is thinking]
Woman: Like it's a cautionary tale?
Sure, yeah.
[The woman is confused]
Woman: But nothing bad happens to her, and then there's a song verse about how great she is for killing him, and then there's forty years of peace.
[Panel 7]
God: Actually, that whole section. That's not supposed to be taken literally
Woman: But it's written like history. How can you derive a moral from it?
[The woman is now angry]
God: It's a myyyysteryyyy. WooOOOoooOOOooh!
Woman: I'm gonna go worship Moloch.

Votey Transcript[edit]

[God, represented as a circle, is talking]
God: Yer mean!

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