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==Explanation== | ==Explanation== | ||
The implication that spermatozoia (sperm cells) are members of an extraterrestrial species capable of vengeance is quite worrying for any masturbator, as ejaculating semen somewhere else than a vagina and thus an ovum causes its cells to die. This mass extermination of sperm would cause the hypothetical fellow spermatozoia to be quite angry indeed at the perpetrator of such a massacre. Nothing is said about the implications to human reproduction. | |||
The votey references the tendency of religious groups to twist the truth (regarding such things as the exsistence of gods and human sexuality) to preach archaic morality (including the discouragement of masturbation). A presumably soon-pubescent child is being lied to about spermatozoia avenging the deaths of their comrades, which is very similar to religion in real life lying about the eternal torment of Hell to keep the faithful away from anything that is defined as sin at the moment. | |||
==Transcript== | ==Transcript== | ||
:[A frightened man is looking at the silhouette of a massive spermatozoion.] | |||
:[ | :Man: "I didn't act alone! Nobody realized you were an alien race!" | ||
:I didn't act alone! Nobody realized you were an alien | :Sperm: "You killed more of us than any man in history!" | ||
: | :[The man is visibly afraid for his life.] | ||
:You killed more of us than any man in history! | :Man: "''I work from home!'' There's a lot of down time!" | ||
:I work from home! There's a lot of down time! | :Sperm: "''It's too late for excuses!''" | ||
:It's too late for excuses! | :Man: "''Noooo!''" | ||
: | :[The man's chest is impaled by the spermatozoion's flagellum. Blood splatters behind him.] | ||
:[The spermatozoion is floating two meters high and is holding the man's corpse with its flagellum.] | |||
==Votey Transcript== | ==Votey Transcript== | ||
:[A priest is showing the aforementioned scene on a TV to a child.] | |||
:[ | :Priest: "That's why." | ||
:That's why. | |||
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Latest revision as of 12:02, 9 November 2024
| 2010-09-13 |
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Votey[edit]
Explanation[edit]
The implication that spermatozoia (sperm cells) are members of an extraterrestrial species capable of vengeance is quite worrying for any masturbator, as ejaculating semen somewhere else than a vagina and thus an ovum causes its cells to die. This mass extermination of sperm would cause the hypothetical fellow spermatozoia to be quite angry indeed at the perpetrator of such a massacre. Nothing is said about the implications to human reproduction.
The votey references the tendency of religious groups to twist the truth (regarding such things as the exsistence of gods and human sexuality) to preach archaic morality (including the discouragement of masturbation). A presumably soon-pubescent child is being lied to about spermatozoia avenging the deaths of their comrades, which is very similar to religion in real life lying about the eternal torment of Hell to keep the faithful away from anything that is defined as sin at the moment.
Transcript[edit]
- [A frightened man is looking at the silhouette of a massive spermatozoion.]
- Man: "I didn't act alone! Nobody realized you were an alien race!"
- Sperm: "You killed more of us than any man in history!"
- [The man is visibly afraid for his life.]
- Man: "I work from home! There's a lot of down time!"
- Sperm: "It's too late for excuses!"
- Man: "Noooo!"
- [The man's chest is impaled by the spermatozoion's flagellum. Blood splatters behind him.]
- [The spermatozoion is floating two meters high and is holding the man's corpse with its flagellum.]
Votey Transcript[edit]
- [A priest is showing the aforementioned scene on a TV to a child.]
- Priest: "That's why."
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