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==Transcript== | ==Transcript== | ||
:'''[Panel 1]''' | |||
:[ | :A little green alien holding a ray gun and wearing a little helmet at the top of its comically tall head confidently strides off of a flying saucer :across a green field toward the nearest human. | ||
:-- | :ALIEN: "We have come to take your planet!" | ||
:Could you help me with the ropes? I've failed because humans are failure | :HUMAN, expressionless: "That's fine." | ||
:You're kind of sapping the joy out of this. | |||
:Can I work in your mines? Or perhaps you'd just like to eat me? | :'''[Panel 2]''' | ||
:You want to be eaten? | :ALIEN: "But--" | ||
:It'd be nice to contribute to something valuable. | :HUMAN, holding a rope, interrupting the alien: "I don't think we're fit to govern ourselves. Here, I'll tie myself up." | ||
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: | :'''[Panel 3]''' | ||
: | :ALIEN: "I don't think..." | ||
:HUMAN, partially tied up, interrupting again: "Could you help me with the ropes? I've failed because humans are failure." | |||
:'''[Panel 4]''' | |||
:ALIEN: "You sho--" | |||
:HUMAN, now fully tied, interrupting once again: "I'd ask another human, but humans are no longer capable of taking coordinated action." | |||
:'''[Panels 5 & 6]''' | |||
:ALIEN, flabbergasted: "You're kind of sapping the joy out of this." | |||
:HUMAN: "Can I work in your mines? Or perhaps you'd just like to eat me?" | |||
:'''[Panel 7]''' | |||
:ALIEN, looking confused and despondent: "You want to be eaten?" | |||
:HUMAN, showing a tinge of hope for the first time: "It'd be nice to contribute to something valuable." | |||
:'''[Panel 8]''' | |||
:ALIEN, alone, mouth agape: [speechless] | |||
:'''[Panel 9]''' | |||
:TITLE: "Later..." | |||
:ALIEN COWORKER: "How'd the conquest go?" | |||
:ALIEN, no longer wearing helmet, with a thousand yard stare: "It was a disaster." | |||
:ALIEN COWORKER: "What should we do?" | |||
:ALIEN: "...Send them a fruit basket?" | |||
==Votey Transcript== | ==Votey Transcript== | ||
:ALIEN, with tears flowing down its face: "We are so fortunate." | |||
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:We are so fortunate. | |||
{{comic discussion}} | {{comic discussion}} | ||
[[Category:Comics featuring Zorblaxians]][[Category:Comics tagged aliens]][[Category:Comics featuring Zorblaxians]] | [[Category:Comics featuring Zorblaxians]][[Category:Comics tagged aliens]][[Category:Comics featuring Zorblaxians]] | ||
Latest revision as of 01:12, 7 November 2024
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 Title text: I am prepared to write comics for our alien conquerors. |
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Transcript[edit]
- [Panel 1]
- A little green alien holding a ray gun and wearing a little helmet at the top of its comically tall head confidently strides off of a flying saucer :across a green field toward the nearest human.
- ALIEN: "We have come to take your planet!"
- HUMAN, expressionless: "That's fine."
- [Panel 2]
- ALIEN: "But--"
- HUMAN, holding a rope, interrupting the alien: "I don't think we're fit to govern ourselves. Here, I'll tie myself up."
- [Panel 3]
- ALIEN: "I don't think..."
- HUMAN, partially tied up, interrupting again: "Could you help me with the ropes? I've failed because humans are failure."
- [Panel 4]
- ALIEN: "You sho--"
- HUMAN, now fully tied, interrupting once again: "I'd ask another human, but humans are no longer capable of taking coordinated action."
- [Panels 5 & 6]
- ALIEN, flabbergasted: "You're kind of sapping the joy out of this."
- HUMAN: "Can I work in your mines? Or perhaps you'd just like to eat me?"
- [Panel 7]
- ALIEN, looking confused and despondent: "You want to be eaten?"
- HUMAN, showing a tinge of hope for the first time: "It'd be nice to contribute to something valuable."
- [Panel 8]
- ALIEN, alone, mouth agape: [speechless]
- [Panel 9]
- TITLE: "Later..."
- ALIEN COWORKER: "How'd the conquest go?"
- ALIEN, no longer wearing helmet, with a thousand yard stare: "It was a disaster."
- ALIEN COWORKER: "What should we do?"
- ALIEN: "...Send them a fruit basket?"
Votey Transcript[edit]
- ALIEN, with tears flowing down its face: "We are so fortunate."
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