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'''Internet Points''' are points awarded to the reader by Zach Weinersmith for odd activities, usually in the comic's title text or [[votey]]. | '''Internet Points''' are points awarded to the reader by Zach Weinersmith for odd activities, usually in the comic's title text or [[votey]]. | ||
<span style="display:none"> To do: format this as table and sort by date of comic. </span> | |||
[[2009-07-13]] :Note: Anyone who makes the dice and sends a picture gets a million points! | [[2009-07-13]] :Note: Anyone who makes the dice and sends a picture gets a million points! | ||
[[2009-08-29]] :Pay the of a trillion points memo srsly m | [[2009-08-29]] :Pay the of a trillion points memo srsly m | ||
[[2012-04-20]] :Ten points to anyone who actually does this | [[2012-04-20]] :Ten points to anyone who actually does this | ||
[[2012-11-05]] :10 Internet points to anyone who argues the following in a lit theory class: | [[2012-11-05]] :10 Internet points to anyone who argues the following in a lit theory class: | ||
[[2013-03-21]] :50 internet points to whoever makes it! | [[2013-03-21]] :50 internet points to whoever makes it! | ||
[[2014-02-21]] :+10 points if you just shouted denying the antecedent! | [[2014-02-21]] :+10 points if you just shouted denying the antecedent! | ||
[[2014-11-22]] :10 points to whoever makes the best stokes' theorem joke | [[2014-11-22]] :10 points to whoever makes the best stokes' theorem joke | ||
[[A-higher-order]] | titletext = 10 points to anyone who tries this. | [[A-higher-order]] | titletext = 10 points to anyone who tries this. | ||
[[Astronaut-interview]] | titletext = 10 Points to any astronaut who does this. | [[Astronaut-interview]] | titletext = 10 Points to any astronaut who does this. | ||
[[Better-than-pi]] | titletext = Best Mega-Pi catch phrase sent to me on twitter gets 314 Internet Points. | [[Better-than-pi]] | titletext = Best Mega-Pi catch phrase sent to me on twitter gets 314 Internet Points. | ||
[[Body-heat]] ...xt = First person to run naked in a polyester balaclava this winter gets 4 Internet points. | [[Body-heat]] ...xt = First person to run naked in a polyester balaclava this winter gets 4 Internet points. | ||
[[Citation]] ...s. I tried to find his Erdos Number but couldn't figure it out. 4 Internet Points to anyone who does. | [[Citation]] ...s. I tried to find his Erdos Number but couldn't figure it out. 4 Internet Points to anyone who does. | ||
[[Consignment]] | titletext = 10 points to anyone who tries this. | [[Consignment]] | titletext = 10 points to anyone who tries this. | ||
[[Convert]] :10 internet points to the first person to find a way to extract a waldo visual from the binary | [[Convert]] :10 internet points to the first person to find a way to extract a waldo visual from the binary | ||
[[Cute]] ...Anyone who wants to animate the last panel's eyebrows will be awarded Ten Internet Points immediately. | [[Cute]] ...Anyone who wants to animate the last panel's eyebrows will be awarded Ten Internet Points immediately. | ||
[[Dark-matter-2]] | titletext = Bonus points to anyone who makes a Feynman diagram. | [[Dark-matter-2]] | titletext = Bonus points to anyone who makes a Feynman diagram. | ||
[[Dead]] ...n a religious community, then ruin it all by doing this. I'll give you 100 Internet points. | [[Dead]] ...n a religious community, then ruin it all by doing this. I'll give you 100 Internet points. | ||
[[Dev]] | titletext = 4 Internet Points to Dave Luebke for making the techno-babble more accurate. | [[Dev]] | titletext = 4 Internet Points to Dave Luebke for making the techno-babble more accurate. | ||
[[Eighteen]] | titletext = Ten Internet points to whoever does the best meme-ification to the top two panels. | [[Eighteen]] | titletext = Ten Internet points to whoever does the best meme-ification to the top two panels. | ||
[[Ellipsis]] :Ten points to whoever comes up with the most convoluted example. | [[Ellipsis]] :Ten points to whoever comes up with the most convoluted example. | ||
[[Entropy]] ...o admonish their kid to not create so much information gets 10 Weinersmith Points. | [[Entropy]] ...o admonish their kid to not create so much information gets 10 Weinersmith Points. | ||
[[Ephemeral]] :Internet points. | [[Ephemeral]] :Internet points. | ||
[[Espresso]] | titletext = Best suggestion for another point will receive 12 Internet Points. | [[Espresso]] | titletext = Best suggestion for another point will receive 12 Internet Points. | ||
[[Game]] :First person to send me a citation for "gorillas can't fly" gets ten internet points. | [[Game]] :First person to send me a citation for "gorillas can't fly" gets ten internet points. | ||
[[How-to-photograph-science]] ...ext = Anyone who creates their version of panel 3 will be rewarded with 42 Internet points. | [[How-to-photograph-science]] ...ext = Anyone who creates their version of panel 3 will be rewarded with 42 Internet points. | ||
[[Modern-art-2]] | titletext = Ten Internet Points to whoever figures out the piece of art back there. | [[Modern-art-2]] | titletext = Ten Internet Points to whoever figures out the piece of art back there. | ||
[[Muffins]] ...0 internet points to anyone who builds this. -1,000 ethics points, but +10 internet points. | [[Muffins]] ...0 internet points to anyone who builds this. -1,000 ethics points, but +10 internet points. | ||
[[Numbers]] | titletext = Ten Internet points to anyone who works out the 'math' on this. | [[Numbers]] | titletext = Ten Internet points to anyone who works out the 'math' on this. | ||
[[Oh-yes]] | titletext = Ten points if you try this. Fifteen if it ruins your relationship. Sixteen if it ruins | [[Oh-yes]] | titletext = Ten points if you try this. Fifteen if it ruins your relationship. Sixteen if it ruins | ||
[[Part-of-me]] | titletext = 10 points to anyone who does this. | [[Part-of-me]] | titletext = 10 points to anyone who does this. | ||
[[Polymer]] :Ten internet points to anyone who designs, assembles, and sends me one of these. Preferably not | [[Polymer]] :Ten internet points to anyone who designs, assembles, and sends me one of these. Preferably not | ||
[[Public-speaking]] :Ten points to whoever does this first. | [[Public-speaking]] :Ten points to whoever does this first. | ||
[[Puzzle-time]] | titletext = 14 points to anyone who finds a real way to generate this series. | [[Puzzle-time]] | titletext = 14 points to anyone who finds a real way to generate this series. | ||
[[Sleeping]] | titletext = Best alteration of panel 3 will be awarded 10 internet points. | [[Sleeping]] | titletext = Best alteration of panel 3 will be awarded 10 internet points. | ||
[[Temperature]] :Anyone who ac tually does this shall receive Internet Points equivalent to the number of test points that were lost as a result of doing | [[Temperature]] :Anyone who ac tually does this shall receive Internet Points equivalent to the number of test points that were lost as a result of doing | ||
[[The-cucumber-challenge]] | titletext = Ten points to any teacher who promises never to do this. | [[The-cucumber-challenge]] | titletext = Ten points to any teacher who promises never to do this. | ||
[[The-portrait]] :Ten points to anyone who uses ganes 5 and 6 for a meme. | [[The-portrait]] :Ten points to anyone who uses ganes 5 and 6 for a meme. | ||
[[Theorem]] ...itletext = Anyone NOT taking this too seriously will be docked 10 Internet Points. | [[Theorem]] ...itletext = Anyone NOT taking this too seriously will be docked 10 Internet Points. | ||
[[Thermo]] | titletext = +10 Internet points if you can identify all three. | [[Thermo]] | titletext = +10 Internet points if you can identify all three. | ||
[[Tickle]] | titletext = First person to build and film the autotickler gets 3 SMBC points. | [[Tickle]] | titletext = First person to build and film the autotickler gets 3 SMBC points. | ||
[[Why-has-no-one-invented-this]] | titletext = 10 internet points to the first person who does this. | [[Why-has-no-one-invented-this]] | titletext = 10 internet points to the first person who does this. | ||
Latest revision as of 18:12, 9 October 2024
Internet Points are points awarded to the reader by Zach Weinersmith for odd activities, usually in the comic's title text or votey.
2009-07-13 :Note: Anyone who makes the dice and sends a picture gets a million points!
2009-08-29 :Pay the of a trillion points memo srsly m
2012-04-20 :Ten points to anyone who actually does this
2012-11-05 :10 Internet points to anyone who argues the following in a lit theory class:
2013-03-21 :50 internet points to whoever makes it!
2014-02-21 :+10 points if you just shouted denying the antecedent!
2014-11-22 :10 points to whoever makes the best stokes' theorem joke
A-higher-order | titletext = 10 points to anyone who tries this.
Astronaut-interview | titletext = 10 Points to any astronaut who does this.
Better-than-pi | titletext = Best Mega-Pi catch phrase sent to me on twitter gets 314 Internet Points.
Body-heat ...xt = First person to run naked in a polyester balaclava this winter gets 4 Internet points.
Citation ...s. I tried to find his Erdos Number but couldn't figure it out. 4 Internet Points to anyone who does.
Consignment | titletext = 10 points to anyone who tries this.
Convert :10 internet points to the first person to find a way to extract a waldo visual from the binary
Cute ...Anyone who wants to animate the last panel's eyebrows will be awarded Ten Internet Points immediately.
Dark-matter-2 | titletext = Bonus points to anyone who makes a Feynman diagram.
Dead ...n a religious community, then ruin it all by doing this. I'll give you 100 Internet points.
Dev | titletext = 4 Internet Points to Dave Luebke for making the techno-babble more accurate.
Eighteen | titletext = Ten Internet points to whoever does the best meme-ification to the top two panels.
Ellipsis :Ten points to whoever comes up with the most convoluted example.
Entropy ...o admonish their kid to not create so much information gets 10 Weinersmith Points. Ephemeral :Internet points. Espresso | titletext = Best suggestion for another point will receive 12 Internet Points.
Game :First person to send me a citation for "gorillas can't fly" gets ten internet points.
How-to-photograph-science ...ext = Anyone who creates their version of panel 3 will be rewarded with 42 Internet points.
Modern-art-2 | titletext = Ten Internet Points to whoever figures out the piece of art back there.
Muffins ...0 internet points to anyone who builds this. -1,000 ethics points, but +10 internet points.
Numbers | titletext = Ten Internet points to anyone who works out the 'math' on this.
Oh-yes | titletext = Ten points if you try this. Fifteen if it ruins your relationship. Sixteen if it ruins
Part-of-me | titletext = 10 points to anyone who does this.
Polymer :Ten internet points to anyone who designs, assembles, and sends me one of these. Preferably not
Public-speaking :Ten points to whoever does this first.
Puzzle-time | titletext = 14 points to anyone who finds a real way to generate this series.
Sleeping | titletext = Best alteration of panel 3 will be awarded 10 internet points.
Temperature :Anyone who ac tually does this shall receive Internet Points equivalent to the number of test points that were lost as a result of doing
The-cucumber-challenge | titletext = Ten points to any teacher who promises never to do this.
The-portrait :Ten points to anyone who uses ganes 5 and 6 for a meme.
Theorem ...itletext = Anyone NOT taking this too seriously will be docked 10 Internet Points.
Thermo | titletext = +10 Internet points if you can identify all three.
Tickle | titletext = First person to build and film the autotickler gets 3 SMBC points.
Why-has-no-one-invented-this | titletext = 10 internet points to the first person who does this.