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:[Autogenerated by ChatGPT] | :[Autogenerated by ChatGPT] | ||
: | :'''Title''': Melon Sales Falling | ||
'''Panel 1:''' | |||
''Man in a suit and glasses, pointing to a chart labeled "Melon Sales" with a downward trend:'' | |||
Man: "Melon sales are falling. Nobody wants to pay the prices we used to get." | Man: "Melon sales are falling. Nobody wants to pay the prices we used to get." | ||
'''Panel 2:''' | |||
''Another man at the table, looking thoughtful:'' | |||
Man 2: "I think we can achieve more efficient production by—" | Man 2: "I think we can achieve more efficient production by—" | ||
'''Panel 3:''' | |||
''A third person interrupts, excited:'' | |||
Person: "What if we changed the name to take money from the stupid rich?" | Person: "What if we changed the name to take money from the stupid rich?" | ||
''Man 1, suddenly intrigued:'' | |||
Man 1: "I think you're on to something, Jenkins." | Man 1: "I think you're on to something, Jenkins." | ||
'''Panel 4:''' | |||
''A newspaper headline:'' | |||
"FarmCo announces 'Initial Fruit Offering'" | "FarmCo announces 'Initial Fruit Offering'" | ||
'''Panel 5:''' | |||
''Another newspaper headline:'' | |||
"FarmCo IFO oversubscribed three times by someone who heard it was a good investment from someone else who heard it from someone else in Infinite Regress. It would probably be worth something of value." | "FarmCo IFO oversubscribed three times by someone who heard it was a good investment from someone else who heard it from someone else in Infinite Regress. It would probably be worth something of value." | ||
'''Panel 6:''' | |||
''Yet another newspaper headline:'' | |||
"Melon 'geniuses' seen cashing out, moving to private archipelagos. Seen laughing until crying by various nude individuals." | "Melon 'geniuses' seen cashing out, moving to private archipelagos. Seen laughing until crying by various nude individuals." | ||
'''Panel 7:''' | |||
''Final newspaper headline:'' | |||
"Melon crash! Investors stunned: 'This is a type of fruit they were supposed to eat.' Fruit now degraded into inedible jelly-like thing. Internet people: 'We'll hold forever!'" | "Melon crash! Investors stunned: 'This is a type of fruit they were supposed to eat.' Fruit now degraded into inedible jelly-like thing. Internet people: 'We'll hold forever!'" | ||
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Transcript
- [Autogenerated by ChatGPT]
- Title: Melon Sales Falling
Panel 1:
Man in a suit and glasses, pointing to a chart labeled "Melon Sales" with a downward trend:
Man: "Melon sales are falling. Nobody wants to pay the prices we used to get."
Panel 2:
Another man at the table, looking thoughtful:
Man 2: "I think we can achieve more efficient production by—"
Panel 3:
A third person interrupts, excited:
Person: "What if we changed the name to take money from the stupid rich?"
Man 1, suddenly intrigued:
Man 1: "I think you're on to something, Jenkins."
Panel 4:
A newspaper headline:
"FarmCo announces 'Initial Fruit Offering'"
Panel 5:
Another newspaper headline:
"FarmCo IFO oversubscribed three times by someone who heard it was a good investment from someone else who heard it from someone else in Infinite Regress. It would probably be worth something of value."
Panel 6:
Yet another newspaper headline:
"Melon 'geniuses' seen cashing out, moving to private archipelagos. Seen laughing until crying by various nude individuals."
Panel 7:
Final newspaper headline:
"Melon crash! Investors stunned: 'This is a type of fruit they were supposed to eat.' Fruit now degraded into inedible jelly-like thing. Internet people: 'We'll hold forever!'"
Votey Transcript
- [Autogenerated transcript]
- By god I will hold no matter what until an investor figures out what I'm doing and takes all my money!
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