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==Transcript== | ==Transcript== | ||
:[Autogenerated transcript] | |||
:Step aside sir. We must access your vegetable garden. | |||
:Global warming is happening faster than expected. Your government is trying to find species that can thrive under the worst possible conditions. | |||
:Why? | |||
:Look! These carrots are mostly dead, but one of them appears to have survived going without water for | |||
:Weeks, then suddenly being inundated. | |||
:Well, you forget and then you gotta make up for | |||
:Lost time. | |||
:We must have | |||
:Wow, look at this. He's trying to grow tomatoes in literal trash. | |||
:That's compost! It's just fresh! | |||
:Its genome. | |||
:My god he planted beans right above a septic system. It's soaking in filth and household effluent. | |||
:Above a septic system. Not in. Above is okay because it's not touching | |||
:Anything that can survive so much drought, flooding and human waste is ahead of the evolutionary curve. | |||
:Plants are tough, okay? You guys should see the beets I grew in used cooking oil. | |||
:Shut down all other | |||
:Investigations. Earth is saved. | |||
:Caption: smbc-comics.com | |||
==Votey Transcript== | ==Votey Transcript== | ||
:[Autogenerated transcript] | |||
:Very furny, but get rid of your trash pile. | |||
:you're a pile | |||
:In | |||
:so | |||
{{comic discussion}} | {{comic discussion}} | ||
[[Category:Comics tagged science]] | [[Category:Comics tagged science]] | ||
Revision as of 11:03, 31 July 2023
| garden-2 |
 Title text: This is 100% autobiographical except for all the interesting parts. |
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Transcript
- [Autogenerated transcript]
- Step aside sir. We must access your vegetable garden.
- Global warming is happening faster than expected. Your government is trying to find species that can thrive under the worst possible conditions.
- Why?
- Look! These carrots are mostly dead, but one of them appears to have survived going without water for
- Weeks, then suddenly being inundated.
- Well, you forget and then you gotta make up for
- Lost time.
- We must have
- Wow, look at this. He's trying to grow tomatoes in literal trash.
- That's compost! It's just fresh!
- Its genome.
- My god he planted beans right above a septic system. It's soaking in filth and household effluent.
- Above a septic system. Not in. Above is okay because it's not touching
- Anything that can survive so much drought, flooding and human waste is ahead of the evolutionary curve.
- Plants are tough, okay? You guys should see the beets I grew in used cooking oil.
- Shut down all other
- Investigations. Earth is saved.
- Caption: smbc-comics.com
Votey Transcript
- [Autogenerated transcript]
- Very furny, but get rid of your trash pile.
- you're a pile
- In
- so
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