Ifo

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ifo

Title text: SMBC will be holding an initial comic offering today. The stock is imaginary but you can pay real dollars for it by buying my new book.

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[Autogenerated by ChatGPT]

• • Title**: Melon Sales Falling

• • Panel 1:**

• Man in a suit and glasses, pointing to a chart labeled "Melon Sales" with a downward trend:*

Man: "Melon sales are falling. Nobody wants to pay the prices we used to get."

• • Panel 2:**

• Another man at the table, looking thoughtful:*

Man 2: "I think we can achieve more efficient production by—"

• • Panel 3:**

• A third person interrupts, excited:*

Person: "What if we changed the name to take money from the stupid rich?"

• Man 1, suddenly intrigued:*

Man 1: "I think you're on to something, Jenkins."

• • Panel 4:**

• A newspaper headline:*

"FarmCo announces 'Initial Fruit Offering'"

• • Panel 5:**

• Another newspaper headline:*

"FarmCo IFO oversubscribed three times by someone who heard it was a good investment from someone else who heard it from someone else in Infinite Regress. It would probably be worth something of value."

• • Panel 6:**

• Yet another newspaper headline:*

"Melon 'geniuses' seen cashing out, moving to private archipelagos. Seen laughing until crying by various nude individuals."

• • Panel 7:**

• Final newspaper headline:*

"Melon crash! Investors stunned: 'This is a type of fruit they were supposed to eat.' Fruit now degraded into inedible jelly-like thing. Internet people: 'We'll hold forever!'"

Votey Transcript

[Autogenerated transcript]

By god I will hold no matter what until an investor figures out what I'm doing and takes all my money!

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