Editing Trolley-7

{{comic
	| number    = 6801
	| date      = June 11, 2023
	| title     = trolley-7
	| image     = 1686497540-acom_bonus5.png
	| votey     = 1686497613acom_bonus5after.png
	| titletext = The weird thing is every last one of them is named Bruce.
}}
==Explanation==
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==Transcript==
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:[Describe panel here]
:Suppose you're in a runaway trolley.
:No! I refuse!
:The whole trolley problem thing stops being a dilemma the moment you change the emotional valence to positive.
:Suppose you're in a runaway trolley.
:Hm?
:The trolley is a magic trolley that generates hot shirtless men with happy prosocial lives.
:Another great day working at the refugee welfare ngo, then off to strip for charity.
:On your current track, you will only generate one. If you switch tracks, you will generate five.
:Anyone in need of a coconut oiling?
:Indeed.
:I can use the leftovers for tonight's soup kitchen dinner.
:Surely.
:So you switch tracks in favor of five hot dudes. Duh.
:Wow. Huh.
:Five is more than one. That's the whole dilemma!
:Hooray. My intuition has not been violated at all.
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==Votey Transcript==
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:[Describe panel here]
:8 comics a week was a great book promo idea.
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