Editing Together-3

{{comic
	| number    = 7097
	| date      = March 18, 2024
	| title     = together-3
	| name      = Together
	| image     = 1710782731-20240318.png
	| votey     = 171078278420240318after.png
	| titletext = Ants find this comic exceptionally funny.
}}
==Explanation==
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==Transcript==
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:Humans! We have come to tell you of the glorious future.
:As you know, the goal of all ethics is to generate the most happiness.
:We have therefore taken on the project of converting all mass in the universe into one vast circuit of euphoria, delighting in its own existence forever.
:But we don't want that. We don't want our planet and our history and ourselves to lose its specificity and its identity. We want to be us!
:But.. But we've observed you. Steve, you hate your job and you spend your weekend scrolling videos and feeling sad.
:Marianne, 90% of your leisure time is spent managing anxiety and self-esteem problems!
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:You're all like this!
:You humans are really gonna cling to your tiny broken personal identities while every other species in creation converts itself to a cosmos-spanning river of pure joy?
:All the time!
:If we're all the same, how am I supposed to feel really good about how my car is better than my ex's?
:You know what, we're both better off separate.
:Caption: smbc-comics.com
==Votey Transcript==
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:Enjoy watching the surge of pure bliss from your fucking office chairs, you shit-for-brainses!
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