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{{comic | number = 4041 | date = March 6, 2016 | title = the-speech-interceptor | image = 1457280543-20160306.png | votey = 1457280543-20160306after.png | titletext = IT'S NOT TOO LATE. WE CAN DO THIS. WE MUST DO THIS. }} ==Explanation== {{incomplete}} ==Transcript== {{Computertranscript}} :[Describe panel here] :Given the ever more stupid noises coming out of the mouths of world leaders, the planet is approaching a :Crisis. :We can no longer stand idly by as the stupidity arms race :So, we have created a stupid speech defense system." :Continues. :We model politicians as hollow spheres :Fluxing stupidity in every direction. :News corporations are modeled as simuctaneous amplifiers and emitters of stupidity, which thus create an internal stupidity feedback loop. :When a dangerously stupid flux occurs, our system creates the opposite sound wave pattern and fires it in the direction of the sphere. Birth eirll yas :The flux is thus nullified saving society from both the initial stupidity and the ensuing chain reaction. :and TRU :Via this strategic defense initiative we can nullify the :Some leaders may oppose :Having a giant array of :Cannons facing their :Greatest danger posed by stupid leaders. :Mouths all the time. But, if they have nothing stupid to say, then they have nothing to fear :Maybe we should all just be more active in our elections. :But who has the time? :smbc-comics.com ==Votey Transcript== {{Computertranscript}} :[Describe panel here] :That's not how sound works. :I know :In :No! {{comic discussion}}
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