Editing The-rub

{{comic
	| number    = 7105
	| date      = March 26, 2024
	| title     = the-rub
	| name      = The Rub
	| image     = 1711455296-20240326.png
	| votey     = 171145536220240326after.png
	| titletext = Wow, uncle murdered your Dad and now you've killed your friends and family? That's a real bump in the ol' bowling alley, Hamlet.
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==Explanation==
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==Transcript==
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:Sometimes I wish you could just get shakespeare in plain modern language, so you can tell what's going on.
:Are you crazy? Have you read this stuff?
:H
:To die, to sleep; to sleep, perchance to dream-ay, - there's the rub: For in that sleep of death what dreams may come, when we have shuffled off this mortal coil, must give us pause-there's the respect that makes calamity of so long life.
:Do you know what "the rub" is? It's a lumpy patch in a game called bowls.
:So, rephrasing, it's something like "sure, I could end my suffering with death, but the real bump in the bowling alley is maybe after death everything sucks too.
:Wow, archaicism and complexity are doing some important work.
:He literally wrote a whole sonnet about his dick and nobody notices.
:Caption: smbc-comics.com
==Votey Transcript==
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:(sonnet 136 is the poetical equivalent of a dick pic)
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