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{{comic | number = 4524 | date = June 14, 2017 | title = the-miserable-streak | image = 1497398483-soonish8 (1).png | votey = 1497393232-soonish8after.png | titletext = I actually wrote that last panel several months ago. Hopefully it's still 'funny'. }} ==Explanation== {{incomplete}} ==Transcript== {{Computertranscript}} :[Describe panel here] :Today was awful it just dragged on and on :Huh :This led :If my life were exponentially growing in badness. Would I live forever? :Science was brought to bear on the probli em :People tend to percene time as slow when enduring novel forms of pain so I invented a device that tortures me constantly in new. Surprising ways as a result I will have an extremely long perceptual life :But it was not without consequences. :I now perceive every second as an hour effectively I'm the flash only I hate everyone and everything :The effects were immediate and terrible :Diamonds demands :Acrack team of warriors was assembled :You have been selected because you were the saddest people in the world. Every moment for you is torture you losers are our only hope :The plan met with disaster :You've cornered me I guess you're pretty happy about that/ :What the-she suddenly sped up! :The world fell into a unique form. Of tyranny people of earth understand this: If I rule poorly you will be sad. And my superpower will diminish if I rule well you will all be happy and my superpower wile grow greater :Homanity prospered :What's latin for rule by the tormented" ? :Affuctiocracy/ :Wonderful :This may seem perverse at first glance :Is it bad that we're ruled by an insane person obsessed with their own suffering? :Sir I am a christian thank youverymuch. :But hey how's that democracy working out for you? Huh my vote was canceled out a million times over by a news story about athing that never happened :How funny :This isa bonus comic thanks to people who preordered 'soonish ==Votey Transcript== {{Computertranscript}} :[Describe panel here] :Ha :Ha :He {{comic discussion}}
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