Editing Temple

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	| number    = 6860
	| date      = August 4, 2023
	| title     = temple
	| name      = Temple
	| image     = 1691155104-20230804.gif
	| votey     = 169115514620230804after.png
	| titletext = Let us rise and make similar noises!
}}
==Explanation==
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==Transcript==
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:Welcome to generic temple!
:Please choose from our selection of relieving mental states:
:-All this is part of a plan
:-All this is temporary and will be better later
:-There is no "you" to begin with, so tribulations don't matter
:Hold that choice in your head as we engage in a group activity such as singing and/or dancing. As a social animal, you will give into the relieving mental state out of a belief that others have done likewise.
:The mental state will remain for about 6 days at which point you will have accumulated enough counter-evidence to automatically return to your default state of anxious terror.
:On day 7, return to generic temple for renewed mental improvement. We will repeat this cycle forever until you are almost dead!
:Then what?
:Your choice
:Of afterlife!
:-Merge with everyone else, eliminating strife
:-Perpetual happiness by assertion
:-Oblivion, so you got away with all the bad stuff you did
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==Votey Transcript==
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:[Describe panel here]
:Thanks to generic branding we can offer you tithing at just 8% of your income! A
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