Editing Speciation

{{comic
	| number    = 5195
	| date      = February 28, 2019
	| title     = speciation
	| image     = 1551360612-20190228.png
	| votey     = 155136068020190228after.png
	| titletext = At this point, even I am weirded out.
}}
==Explanation==
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==Transcript==
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:[Describe panel here]
:Expensive
:Crcw
:Mokc
:Technology has driven costs so low that we can now afford 50% more unhelpful office workers and an entirely new broken web interface
:The result was incredible medical science that nobody could afford.
:We can make you live forever but in exchange you'll need to be our servant for two forevers
:The only way for the poor to afford medicine was to appeal for help online
:FundMySurvival.com
:Raising money to get railroad spike in skull examined.
:Stretch goals: -removal of spike -closing spike-hole -take weekend off
:But even vast resources are finite. Only the most sympathetic cases were funded
:FundMySurvival.co
:Update:
:It turns out my cute little puppydog eyes are due to nematode infection!
:Please help!
:The result was enormous evolutionary pressure for three particular qualities
:A) cuteness
:B) susceptibility to sympathy-inducing disease
:C) ability to reproduce despite and b
:My immune system pwobwen mean [can't smooch kitties more/ pwease hewp
:I'm actuawwy 26 yeaws owd! Shhh/ don't tell internet/
:Homanity split into havers of wealth and receivers of wealth.
:Homo sapiens
:thisspeciessponsoredbytheGatesFoundationiens
:Soon. Humanity was vastly utnumbered by hordes of precious creatures. All evolved to induce sympathy
:Gimme you wallet or I cut you face in 50000 many pieces!
:Oh my gosh, you are just so adorable/ I'll write you a check too
:Homo sapiens sued for peace
:Our negotiators are all blind and deaf they will not be swayed by your just darling precious charms
:Hope rose, twinkled for a moment. And burned out
:Meet my associate lil billy his hair is as downy as a swan's snowy bosom/
:It was too late to counterattack
:Launch the missiles/ all of them!
:Sorry mr president this red-haired girl with no front teet th asked me to point everything at our hidden bunkers. And danged if I didn't do it/
:War was swift. War was deadly war was adorable
:The cwouds wook wike gweaaaat big musswooms!
:smbc comics.com
==Votey Transcript==
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:[Describe panel here]
:In case you're wondering what the correct political interpreta tion here is, I just think we need more missile defense systems in case of a first strike by little girls with fluffy red curls.
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