Editing Specialization

{{comic
	| number    = 4692
	| date      = November 11, 2017
	| title     = specialization
	| image     = 1510428871-20171111 (1).png
	| votey     = 1510428924-20171111after.png
	| titletext = People who say we'll become one with the machines should really specify the machines they're talking about.
}}
==Explanation==
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==Transcript==
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:Written by: Zach weinersmith
:Art by: Abby howard
:According to sociology, about 5% of human beings are super weird.
:Average
:Weird
:These guys

:As the human population grew, the absolute quantity of super weird people expanded. 
:I've just calculated a 73% Sturdier bricklaying pattern that would also require fewer bricks

:Business leaders discovered surprising opportunity..
:It's now possible to build a furniture facility and staff it entirely with people who experience transcendence when monitoring chair parts for defects!

:Soon, regular people were less able to find work
:It says here you have 25 years of experience at all levels of engine repair, but your psych profile doesn't say anything about an erotic attraction to unpaid overtime.

:But-
:I'm sorry.

:The strange people were clustered by type,
:Sometimes I lie awake at night fantasizing about a more efficient cardboard box design.

:Marry me.

:And more average people didn't possess the resources to have children,
:I wish I'd married a real man, with pathological desire to find multiple uses for leftover industrial cellulose!

:I won't have this argument again, I won't!

:As the baseline human being became stranger, the outliers became ever more use useful.

:It says here you have 50 years of experience in plumbing, but none of your extremities are shaped like Allen wrenches.

:But-

:I'm sorry.

:Humanity speciated into endless forms most functional-
:Automotive reparians
:Chemical enginese
:Computer Programmerfolk
:Tap-a
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:When the time came to merge with our tools, there was no humanity left in us to oppose the change.
:We want to put some electrodes on your cerebellum so you're no longer able to stop thinking about industrial solvents.

:My whole life has been leading up to this moment.

:There are no machines. There is no nature. Only the drive to ever greater heights of productivity,

:It's better this way.
:Can you imagine what it was like being distracted by love, hope, and beauty when you really needed to focus on making smoother Beryllium spheres?

:What a nightmare

==Votey Transcript==
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