Editing Social-security

{{comic
	| number    = 4172
	| date      = July 15, 2016
	| title     = social-security
	| image     = 1468594805-20160715.png
	| votey     = 1468594820-20160715after.png
	| titletext = Hey wait, let's use their bodies as batteries for a giant computer. Ha! Just kidding, that's literally the worst way to do that.
}}
==Explanation==
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==Transcript==
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:Scientists discovered the key to longevity
:Just before their heart stops you start another procedural cop drama. Then, right before it ends, you start yet another.
:In retrospect, it's so obvious
:At the same time people began having fewer kids.
:Would you rather own a few
:Vacation homes around europe or push eight pounds of ungratefuuness through your genitals?
:Okay, but give me the positive
:Spin, too.
:I just did.
:This created a problem for elder-care social programs
:Originally, there were 160 workers per beneficiary then there were 50, then 10 then 5. Today there are about 1.3. In 20 years every worker will be supporting 400 retired people
:Automation solved the problem.
:The working class now consists of 27 people, and all of them are doing a heck of a job? Their combined output is greater than all 83 workers in india
:In time, there was exactly one worker supporting ao billion retired people.
:I wish my generation had two workers, so I could take weekends off.
:It worked well until he had a evelation
:Oh god? I tripped over the plug and it all shut off?
:I have so much power.
:There was a proletariat uprising.
:Me, the working class, has had enough!
:A solution was found
:We can replace the working class with this adorable hamster. By not moving or thinking he will 86 several times more efficient.
:Homanity now consists of a static population of ancient people, perpetually amosed, growing ever more dependent on machine servants
:It just sits there all day doing nothing! Why do we serve these things?
:They're so cute and helpless
:Fortunately our caretakers are pretty good sports
:Okay, they can live but I'm drawing wieners on their foreheads thatll last until the sun explodes.
:That's a great
:Compromise
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==Votey Transcript==
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:This one has a happy ending 10 In in
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