Editing Soap-opera

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	| number    = 5402
	| date      = September 15, 2019
	| title     = soap-opera
	| image     = 1568567783-20190915.png
	| votey     = 156856783420190915after.png
	| titletext = Sorry for the slow update. I use Viasat internet, so I'm currently updating from the parking lot of a Starbucks.
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==Explanation==
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==Transcript==
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:Ugh. I can't watch soap operas. Too realistic.
:I prefer nabokov. Or hemingway. Give me proust or dostoevsky/ stories where things either really really matter or else don't matter in a way that's dark and romantic.
:Oh.)
:In soap operas there's a constant sense of looming catastrophe, but almost nothing ever happens. Characters come and go senselessly. There is no final closure. It's like a bad song on repeat, only with just enough variation to convince you to continue on.
:Way too close to real life.
:Later.
:This is so uplifting!
:The Collected Miseries of Franz Kafka
:smbc-comics.com
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:He's a
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