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{{comic | number = 3817 | date = August 3, 2015 | title = profits-and-process | image = 1438612432-20150803.png | votey = 1438612432-20150803after.png | titletext = This comic officially not in relation to anything. }} ==Explanation== {{incomplete}} ==Transcript== {{Computertranscript}} :[Describe panel here] :A problem arose. :According to our study, you can make millions of dollars by running as a third-tier presidential candidate. :The benefits proved irresistable. :Currently, 23% of candidates are running :Explicity to get book sales. Next time, it'll be 48% within 20 years, the only people actually running for president will be hipsters doing it ironically. :A strange incentive structure was created. Ma am, you. Actually have a chance of :0 :Winning :Oh god. :What?! I am not taking a pay cut :A new form of competition was born. :Sir, the lead candidate just said all immigrants :Are pedophiles. :How horrible. :How do I top that? :A completely novel style of rhetoric came into fashion. :You know what's wrong with this country? Registered voters! :As candidates became more relentlessly self-destructive, it became harder and harder to pick the least bad ones. :This one said all minorities should be killed that one said all minorities should be turned into food. So. I guess :The second one is being more :Environmentally :Friendly? :Disenchantment swept the nation. :This year, only 67 of eligible voters went to the poul :You mean 67 percent, right? :I do :Not. :Soon, exactly one voter remained :Humiliateme! Do it! :This is what democracy looks like. :Lick the boot, loser! :Taste the lash, piggy! :More more :dear :smbc-conics.com ==Votey Transcript== {{Computertranscript}} :[Describe panel here] :Make me watch cable news! {{comic discussion}}
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