Editing Pino

{{comic
	| number    = 7304
	| date      = October 11, 2024
	| title     = pino
	| name      = Pino
	| image     = 1728663915-20241011.png
	| votey     = 172866395420241011after.png
	| titletext = I am prepared for your call Hollywood. It's time.
}}
==Explanation==
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==Transcript==
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:Pinocchio became a real boy at last! I'm made of parts that inexorably decay ways that cannot be repaired!
:In
:But the curse of the nose remaineduponhim the fact that my life will end one day is what gives the present moment real mean- hey!
:Because his human body required food and shelter he was forced to enter the labor force
:Do you have any prior work experience?
:Heretofore I've been a mass of parts without free will manipulated on strings by a distant man who didn't believe I was alive
:Wow! I'm seeing management
:Potential
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:He excelled at everything but happiness then one day he found an opportunity to contribute to the world
:Plastic
:surgeon
:cartilage
:Soon he was being paid enormous sums to tell lies while full-time medical staff anesthetized his head and harvested as fast as they could this is more degrading than customer service work this is more degrading than customer service work this more degrading than customer service work this is more degrading than customer service work this is more degrading than customer ser vice work
:Once the process was industrialized the entire nose could be harvested ending shortages of donor tissue thanks to the pinozyme method™ all skin can be beautiful skin my once acne-scarred face is now coated with smooth living-puppet-derived flesh
:But a problem arose
:Sir what do you say to claims that tissue replaced with pinozyme™ grows whenever the receiver tells lie?
:Those reports are exaggerations
:By the time the problem was widelyunders tood, human existence had been changed irrevocably. And in light news. The world is now criss-crossed with an ever-growing quantity of human flesh. Scientists say at the current rate of growth by next tuesday we will all suffocate beneath the moist physical embodiment of our own mendacity now sports!
:The attempt to save the world was brief we don' t have to tell lies to each other! We can change our ways-dammit it's happening again
:The strands of pinocchio wove about the earth strangling all non-pinocchios. And where it met itself it recombined this happened over and over until at last there was only one vast life form left on earth all is pinocchio in this best of all possible worlds!
:Still. It was worth it to see the reaction on the blue fairy's face I am a real boy! I am the only real boy! Ahahahahaha!
:Wow swing-and-miss on wish-granting
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:Caption: smbc comics.c
==Votey Transcript==
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:Little lonely, having suffocated all non-me life, though.
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:is
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