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{{comic | number = 5039 | date = September 29, 2018 | title = philosophy-2 | image = 1538234725-20180929.png | votey = 153823483020180929after.png | titletext = And in this nihilistic hellscape we inhabit, I have ordered double-pineapple on my pizza. }} ==Explanation== {{incomplete}} ==Transcript== {{Computertranscript}} :[Describe panel here] :As a man of philosophy, I believe longterm consequentialism is the most valid ethical framework. All of our actions must be considered in light of their probable effects over the course of the future :As a man of science, I know humanity will likely never escape this solar system, and will thus have little to no effect on the other 99.9999999999% of the cosmos. :As a man of logic, I must therefore conclude that no action carries any moral burden. :1.111 :Sir, I'm just trying to deliver your pizza so I can leave :Long story short, I don't tip more than five percent. :smbc-comics.com - ==Votey Transcript== {{Computertranscript}} :[Describe panel here] :Because zero is less than five :J. 512 {{comic discussion}} [[Category:Comics tagged philosophy]]
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