Editing One-wish

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	| number    = 3742
	| date      = May 20, 2015
	| title     = one-wish
	| image     = 1432256591-20150520.png
	| votey     = 1432132562-20150520after.png
	| titletext = I'm amazed there's no erotic economics fiction called Perverse Incentives.
}}
==Explanation==
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==Transcript==
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:[Describe panel here]
:A man was given one wish
:I wish to outlive all of my enemies
:This created a perverse incentive
:I need to make sure my enemies are healthy
:The man got to work
:808! Long time no talk. Do you ano my ex-wife still go on long hikes? You know, stress is hard on the heart!
:His kindness was so earnest that people couldn't help but listen
:You know.
:No, you were right in fact, youve been right so often, you deserve to retire! Move to the beach./ enjoy your money!
:Maybe shouldn't have fired you.
:The kindness became reciprocal
:I'm sorry I once stabbed you in the neck.
:I'm sorry I set your house on fire.
:Friends?
:Tm
:Friends.
:This created a problem
:Oh god they're no longer enemies.
:The man set out to make new enemies. Enemies with ideal qualities.
:Oid you just call my baby a scumbag?
:I did. I mean he's probably got like, ninety years
:Ahead of him
:But young people are hard to turn into foes.
:Ha/ this old dude called me a buttwead and tried to fight me
:Did you get selfie?
:Oh yeah wanna watch cartoons?
:Worse, the man's earuer kindness had spread into society
:No on6 knows what started it but a wave of forgiveness is washing over the
:World
:The world became a place of love and kindness.
:Come on! Im standing ov your dog! Getmad
:I'm sure you have a good reason and look! His tail is wagging.
:Finally he lost his sanity. There is no safety there are no enemies!
:His body outlived his mind
:Your wish is
:Technically granted.
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==Votey Transcript==
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:[Describe panel here]
:I gotta write shorter jokes
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