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{{comic | number = 3718 | date = April 27, 2015 | title = on-the-topic-of-early-birds-and-worms | image = 1430145150-20150527.png | votey = 1430145150-20150527after.png | titletext = The early human gets to keep its job! }} ==Explanation== {{incomplete}} ==Transcript== {{Computertranscript}} :[Describe panel here] :The early bird gets the worm. :By golly, I'm an industrious citizen. :But the early fox gets the bird. :I just love getting up to an alarm. :At some point, the late bird shows up. :Christ, the sun is bright today :By the time the late bird arrives, only the slowest, least-motivated worms are surfacing. :Mind if I eat you, bro? :whatever. :And only the laziest of foxes are trying to catch him. :Screw this. I'm gonna go eat at a landfill :What's the moral of this :Natural selection :Is complicated. :Story? :Biological fairy tales :Smbc-comics.com ==Votey Transcript== {{Computertranscript}} :[Describe panel here] :Also, birds illove cigarettes. :) {{comic discussion}}
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