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{{comic | number = 4396 | date = February 20, 2017 | title = on-the-etiology-of-fuckers | image = 1487607417-20170220.png | votey = 1487607702-20170220after.png | titletext = The author of this paper is named Et Al. }} ==Explanation== {{incomplete}} ==Transcript== {{Computertranscript}} :[Describe panel here] :The question is whyp :Of the 10% rule :Univorsality :By simple probability, fucker-free and fucker laden communities should be easy to discover and yet, they are almost never found :Do organizations attract fuckers, increasing their aggregate fuckery until they achieve carrying capacity? :11-1-1- :Or does the existence of an organizational structure itself induce fuckery among a subset of members? :After :Careful :Analysis :And :Experiment, :We've that all humans have a fucker quorum-sensing mechanism. :Discovered :a :When at least ten humans are in a room and none are fuckers. They each experience an upregulation in fuckery-related hormones :The first person to reach critical fuckery emits a signal into the rest of the group. :Fuck bitches am right? :High fuckery-related hormone individuals are attracted to the signal source :Individuals too close to the alpha fucker will be repelled by intense fuckery, while individuals who are too peripheral will lose interest. :de :8 :Individuals in the goldifucks zone will continue to upregulate until they become a full-blown bunch of fuckers :3 :If the zone is too large the group will begin rioting and disrupt if it is too small a new alpha fucker will emerge. The process continues until a stable 10% threshold is achieved :Any questions? :o :Do made social science worse? You think mathematics has ==Votey Transcript== {{Computertranscript}} :[Describe panel here] :10 points to anyone proposing units of fuckery to me online {{comic discussion}} [[Category:Comics tagged science]]
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