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{{comic | number = 4856 | date = April 9, 2018 | title = moneybattle | image = 1523283220-20180409.png | votey = 1523283236-20180409after.png | titletext = This comic is basically a love letter to Michael Lewis. }} ==Explanation== {{incomplete}} ==Transcript== {{Computertranscript}} :[Describe panel here] :From now on, we are taking a statistical approach to combat. :First, don't go for kills. Go for stabs. Successful stabs are much more valuable to victory than lethal strikes :See siegwurst over here? Everyone thinks he's our most valuable warrior because he killed three frenchman in each of the last ten battles :Now look at birk over here. He averages 20.1 stabs per battle :He alone accounts for an additional 3.8 wins per campaign season. Siegwurst brings in 1.6. :But remember when siegwurst slew two cossacks with his dance of the whirling blades?" :No more reading the sagas, okay? No spin moves of any kind! They're very impressive, but the expected additional wins per spin move is negative. Negative! :In this army, we care about one thing and that is stab percentage. :This is gonna have serious negative effects on morale. :Which correlates with exactly nothing now get stabby! ==Votey Transcript== {{Computertranscript}} :[Describe panel here] :The other side is using longbows :A black swan! :op {{comic discussion}} [[Category:Comics tagged mathematics]]
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