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{{comic | number = 6006 | date = May 3, 2021 | title = mind-3 | image = 1620058824-20210503.png | votey = 162005885120210503after.png | titletext = Not me, of course. Other people. }} ==Explanation== {{incomplete}} ==Transcript== {{Computertranscript}} :[Describe panel here] :Dad, why are old people so absent minded. :Over time, ever larger portions of the neocortex are devoted exclusively to winning imaginary arguments with news commentators. :As people age, their brains change. :I'm actually doing this right now! :By middle age, you'll begin noticing scattered mumbling. :By old age, yelling at screens has completely replaced the internal monologue. :Hrnngning. Nrggghwh, no you sir are grrnnaag fact of the matter is that gggsghwhwh :That proves nothing, allison! Nothing! :At last, brain regions formerly responsible for vital functions like breathing and cardiac function are commandeered to more accurately simulate ideological opponents' stunned and ashamed silence. :I'm sorry, he is no longer here. That final brain spike serves no known purpose. :Is there any way to stop it? :In theory it can be slowed by not watching 24/7 news analysis, but nobody's willing to test that on human adults. :smbc-comics.com ==Votey Transcript== {{Computertranscript}} :[Describe panel here] :What're you doing? :Making an angry facebook post about you. {{comic discussion}} [[Category:Comics tagged parenting]]
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