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{{comic | number = 5534 | date = January 22, 2020 | title = mating | image = 1579711264-20200122.png | votey = 157971138620200122after.png | titletext = I really would like to be a fly on the wall during a first date between evolutionary psychologists. }} ==Explanation== {{incomplete}} ==Transcript== {{Computertranscript}} :[Describe panel here] :I know it's only our first date, and maybe this'll sound forward, but I want to express that if we were to mate I would be a powerful provider of food and a defeater of foes. :In the modern world, foes are few and calories are cheap. :Oh hell, who told girls about that? :Your mating approach really isn't suited to modern life. Have you considered offering debt forgiveness? Healthcare? Rent-controlled housing? :But I don't have scarce resources/ just regular ones! :Then good day to you, sir. :smbc - comics.com ==Votey Transcript== {{Computertranscript}} :[Describe panel here] :Maybe if I'd brought her meat she would have been more interested :I'l' t {{comic discussion}} [[Category:Comics tagged love]]
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