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{{comic | number = 7232 | date = August 1, 2024 | title = jawing | name = Jawing | image = 1722527386-20240801.png | votey = 172252743320240801after.png | titletext = Massive eternal regret for deciding evolution had elaborate speech bubbles. }} ==Explanation== {{incomplete}} ==Transcript== {{computertranscript}} :[Describe panel here] :Dear evolution, why am I so... why am I so.. :The answer is very interesting! :You're asking how in the world women have been sexually selecting males for 200,000 years and you still have a jaw like a deflated balloon? :Fitness is about reproduction not hotness! Many of your antecedents were weird looking people who couldn't do any better, or just too stupid or impulsive to work out birth control! :You have 37 great grandmothers who thought they couldn't get pregnant while drunk! :I was gonna ask why I get bored at work so often? :Oh, wow! Look at the time! I gotta go cull some weak! :Age ==Votey Transcript== {{computertranscript}} :[Describe panel here] :Jhy not you, though! Not yet. Ry {{comic discussion}} [[Category:Comics tagged religion]][[Category:Comics tagged science]][[Category:Comics with special speech bubbles]] [[Category:Comics featuring Evolution]]
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