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{{comic | number = 5622 | date = April 15, 2020 | title = in-the-loop | image = 1586951446-20200415.png | votey = 158695150220200415after.png | titletext = I really wish I could read that book now. }} ==Explanation== {{incomplete}} ==Transcript== {{Computertranscript}} :[Describe panel here] :As ai advanced, its wartime potential recame clear. :This machine kills faster more accurately, and without moral qualms of any kind :We must use it for good :Some grew concerned :Think we should consider the dangers of giving robotic soldiers so much autonomy. :Look, these are highly skilled professional kill-bots they're going to want some level of creativity! :The nations of the world came together. :In light our desire for peace and the fact that neither of us is sure exactly how many urder-drones the other has we have agreed to outlaw autonomous machine warfare :The new systemhad its own flaws :General our precision strike system technically uses some deep learning algorithms it's forbidden :Hey at least the collateral damage will be done by good old reliable humans :When anew great war came opinions began to shift :Madame president we're losing something has to be done :If we are to preserve civilization for the future we must violate the spirit of international agreements while keeping them technically in place! :Computer scientists devised a workaround :We've taken our algorithms and introduced a ted-gate. :What's that? :That's my friend ted when an ai wants to kill asks ted ted always says yes but technically there is now human in the loop :Ctory was secured ted was wailed as the greatest general in history :Are you planning to run for office? :Yes. :Do :You :Have :A healthcare plan? :Yes. :Can you tell us what it isp :Yes :Peace restored, we attempted areturn normalcy :To :Sir it's unethical to keep robot soldiers outside of war time :Yes. :1 :But you seem to be keeping them :Yes. :/ :My god and they obey only you because you are the only ted-gate. :Yes, yes, yes/ :Supporters like ted's positive attitude :Yes :age :Detractors well. We haven't seen them in a while :History will not look kindly on this period :The Years 1900-2100: A Mistake :But it will draw a valuable lesson :By unanimous consent: We hereby ban human-in- the-loop warfare. :smbc-comics.com ==Votey Transcript== {{Computertranscript}} :[Describe panel here] :I hereby reserve all rights pertaining to the use of the ted-gate. {{comic discussion}} [[Category:Comics featuring robots]]
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