Editing Immortality-2

{{comic
	| number    = 4021
	| date      = February 16, 2016
	| title     = immortality-2
	| image     = 1455636771-20160216.png
	| votey     = 1455636771-20160216after.png
	| titletext = You gotta steal like nobody's watching, punch like you'll never be hurt, slander like there's nobody listening...
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==Explanation==
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==Transcript==
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:We discovered the cure for aging wooh! Fuck making art, fuck saving fuck having babies? And by god, fuck reconsidering my social views!
:But there was a small issue
:Since you accidentally killed mas. Sanders, you must pay the family her expected lifetime earnings. We calculate that to be infinity dollars
:The issue grew.
:When you cut off mr larson in traffic, it slightly slowed down the progress of his entire ufe in a way that'll resouno through eternity. We calculate the cost to be infinity
:Dollars
:Bad behavior became financially risky
:When you called me a poltroon, I was emotionally harmed and I lost 3.2 minutes to the dictionary. I am willing to settle for one hundred trillion dollars
:The world was at peace
:Lawyers can only detect motion. If I stay perfectuy motionless I'll be safe
:Given the sudden uselessness of humans we were forceo to develop robot labor
:You can't sue me for infinite money for accidentally tripping you because you are not composed largely of hyorocarbons/
:Homans are weird
:Once laborers could lf-modify productivity grew exponentially
:Thanks to this new upgrade. I have an extra arm and I feel no existential dread about spending eternity assembling pillows for hemorrhoids
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:Once wealth was decoupled from human labor we entered a technological utopia.
:Today we abolish money! All goods and services are free in awy quantity! It is now ow earth as it is in heaven./
:Of course, there was some pent-up emotion to be dealt with
:So, I can commit any crime that would formerly have been resolved with money, and there's no consequence?
:Um-
:I'm gonna
:Pollute every ocean, then key every car./
:The orgy of property destruction undio all of the recent progress.
:All robots must die because my reasoning ability is poorly adapted to 4 technological economy.
:Wow. My demise matches my
:Expectation so perfectly
:Honestly? It's better this way.
:Now that life I is short again, I'm really gonna appreciate my small acts of passive aggression,
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==Votey Transcript==
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:And that's the only problem with longerity.
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