Editing Ifo

{{comic
	| number    = 6553
	| date      = October 18, 2022
	| title     = ifo
	| image     = 1666115226-20221018.png
	| votey     = 166611548420221018after.png
	| titletext = SMBC will be holding an initial comic offering today. The stock is imaginary but you can pay real dollars for it by buying my new book.
}}
==Explanation==
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==Transcript==
:[Autogenerated by ChatGPT]

'''Panel 1:'''

''Man in a suit and glasses, pointing to a chart labeled "Melon Sales" with a downward trend:''

Man: "Melon sales are falling. Nobody wants to pay the prices we used to get."

'''Panel 2:'''

''Another man at the table, looking thoughtful:''

Man 2: "I think we can achieve more efficient production by—"

'''Panel 3:'''

''A third person interrupts, excited:''

Person: "What if we changed the name to take money from the stupid rich?"

''Man 1, suddenly intrigued:''

Man 1: "I think you're on to something, Jenkins."

'''Panel 4:'''

''A newspaper headline:''

"FarmCo announces 'Initial Fruit Offering'"

'''Panel 5:'''

''Another newspaper headline:''

FarmCo IFO oversubscribed three times by someone who heard it was a good investment from someone else who heard it from someone else in Infinite Regress. It would probably be worth something of value.

'''Panel 6:'''

''Yet another newspaper headline:''

'Melonaires' seen cashing out, moving to private archipelagos. Seen laughing until crying by various nude individuals.

'''Panel 7:'''

''Final newspaper headline:''

Melon crash! Investors stunned: 'This is a type of fruit they were supposed to eat.' Fruit now degraded into inedible jelly-like thing. Internet people: 'We'll hold forever!'

==Votey Transcript==
:[Autogenerated transcript]
:By god I will hold no matter what until an investor figures out what I'm doing and takes all my money!
:C

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