Editing
Health
Jump to navigation
Jump to search
Warning:
You are not logged in. Your IP address will be publicly visible if you make any edits. If you
log in
or
create an account
, your edits will be attributed to your username, along with other benefits.
Anti-spam check. Do
not
fill this in!
{{comic | number = 4859 | date = April 13, 2018 | title = health | image = 1523629482-20180413 (2).png | votey = 1523542424-20180413after.png | titletext = I'm hoping this can interface well with my idea to sting sick people with bees until they decide they aren't sick. }} ==Explanation== {{incomplete}} ==Transcript== {{Computertranscript}} :[Describe panel here] :Humanity has long dreamed of faster modes of transit, but the technology and engineering were simply too expensive :Meanwhile, the cost of health-care in this country has grown. We now spend several trillion dollars more than necessary, while other countries offer their citizens healthcare that is free or cheap at the point of purchase. :I propose a project that solves both problems: :A pneumatic tube that shoots humans from america to countries with socialized healthcare. :Imagine you have a broken leg. Instead of wondering how to pay for it, you proceed to a nearby health-capsule. From there, you are transported to britain, canada, japan, or pretty much any other developed nation, at mach 10. :At a price tag of 3 trillion dollars, it represents a significant savings over current policy :Other nations may object to this. :Not if they value their safety! :A sick person in a metal capsule flying at mach 10, is effectively an inbound kinetic explosive :The cost of trying to stop the capsule would be substantially higher than simply treating the sick american and sending it home! To :What if they declare war? :Then the good news is that were already invading! :Bahfest mit returns. April 22, 7pm, kresge auditorium, mit featuring! Me, ryan north, abby howard, max tegmark, & more! Click comic for tickets and information ==Votey Transcript== {{Computertranscript}} :[Describe panel here] :I We can shape the capsules like bullets ! of {{comic discussion}}
Summary:
Please note that all contributions to SMBC Wiki may be edited, altered, or removed by other contributors. If you do not want your writing to be edited mercilessly, then do not submit it here.
You are also promising us that you wrote this yourself, or copied it from a public domain or similar free resource (see
SMBC Wiki:Copyrights
for details).
Do not submit copyrighted work without permission!
Cancel
Editing help
(opens in new window)
Templates used on this page:
MediaWiki:Mainpage
(
view source
)
Template:Comic
(
edit
)
Template:Comic discussion
(
edit
)
Template:Computertranscript
(
edit
)
Template:Incomplete
(
edit
)
Template:LATESTCOMIC
(
edit
)
Template:Notice
(
edit
)
Navigation menu
Personal tools
Not logged in
Talk
Contributions
Create account
Log in
Namespaces
Page
Discussion
English
Views
Read
Edit
View history
More
Search
Navigation
Main page
Recent changes
Random page
Help about MediaWiki
Tools
What links here
Related changes
Special pages
Page information