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{{comic | number = 6593 | date = November 27, 2022 | title = garden-2 | name = | image = 1669549588-20221126.png | votey = 166954967920221126after.png | titletext = This is 100% autobiographical except for all the interesting parts. }} ==Explanation== {{incomplete}} ==Transcript== {{computertranscript}} :[Describe panel here] :Step aside sir. We must access your vegetable garden. :Global warming is happening faster than expected. Your government is trying to find species that can thrive under the worst possible conditions. :Why? :Look! These carrots are mostly dead, but one of them appears to have survived going without water for :Weeks, then suddenly being inundated. :Well, you forget and then you gotta make up for :Lost time. :We must have :Wow, look at this. He's trying to grow tomatoes in literal trash. :That's compost! It's just fresh! :Its genome. :My god he planted beans right above a septic system. It's soaking in filth and household effluent. :Above a septic system. Not in. Above is okay because it's not touching :Anything that can survive so much drought, flooding and human waste is ahead of the evolutionary curve. :Plants are tough, okay? You guys should see the beets I grew in used cooking oil. :Shut down all other :Investigations. Earth is saved. :Caption: smbc-comics.com ==Votey Transcript== {{computertranscript}} :[Describe panel here] :Very furny, but get rid of your trash pile. :you're a pile :In :so {{comic discussion}} [[Category:Comics tagged science]]
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