Editing Funding

{{comic
	| number    = 5750
	| date      = August 21, 2020
	| title     = funding
	| image     = 1598017108-20200821.png
	| votey     = 159801714920200821after.png
	| titletext = That's just professor hair, not an affectation.
}}
==Explanation==
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==Transcript==
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:Holly?? You're homeless now.2 you were such a hotshot scientist! Do you need a job in my lab?
:Oh, I'm not homeless. I just need money for a microscope and to pay for some assays.
:Anyth helps
:If I apply for a small grant, it'll take 25 months to get it written and approved by everyone, then have maybe a 10% chance of
:Working. If you multiply time through probability, that's 2 years of labor!
:If I go panhandling, I get the funds working part time outside! If I get too much money, I give it to a shelter, and if I get too little I just come back out with the sign.
:And there's no
:Paperwork/
:Newton's blessings, sir.
:Best of all there's no kowtowing to tenured profs! No more playing the game! No more "thank you wise master for this insightful rejection" there's so much more dignity here!
:Can I join you-
:This is my turf, bitch.
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==Votey Transcript==
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:If I have seen farther than others, it is because I wasn't crushed to death by giants. M 11
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