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{{comic | number = 6040 | date = June 3, 2021 | title = engineering | image = 1622737093-20210603.png | votey = 162273713120210603after.png | titletext = This is mostly a joke, but the canards would actually work. }} ==Explanation== {{incomplete}} ==Transcript== {{Computertranscript}} :[Describe panel here] :Approaches to childrearing by engineering discipline: :Chemical engineering :By situating the child in an edible non-newtonian fluid, we can constrict its motion while feeding it! Waste products naturally go downward, keeping the child clean. Why am I the only person trying this?! :Mechanical engineering: :By duct taping the babies together, we can treat them as marginally less than 2 babies. Beyond 10 babies, each additional baby requires no additional effort. :Electrical engineering :By magnetically harnessing all baby-motion, we can pay for literally several rounding errors on our electric bill! :Aerospace engineering: :I added canards to the front of the baby to give it improved stall safety characteristics! :0 :Industrial engineering :I believing I have found a way to increase my baby output, but it may be controversial among household workers. :Civil engineering: :Look, the sanitation system is from eons ago. It's time to do a clean sheet design on these things :smbc-comics.com ==Votey Transcript== {{Computertranscript}} :[Describe panel here] :First addition: Cup holder. {{comic discussion}} [[Category:Comics tagged parenting]]
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