Editing Dream-inequality

{{comic
	| number    = 4564
	| date      = July 19, 2017
	| title     = dream-inequality
	| image     = 1500415380-soonish10.png
	| votey     = 1500415397-soonish10after.png
	| titletext = I swear, I don't mean this comic to harbor any political perspective. I just thought it was funny.
}}
==Explanation==
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==Transcript==
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:Ive a massive social inequality.
:I wanna be rich and famous and an astronaut and a cheerleader and fireman
:My god he has so many more dreams than me it's not fair!
:Sociologists investigated.
:Aspirational dreams peak at age 7 after which they taper off cratering to
:Almost nothing by age 12
:We adults are the 99%
:Economists made suggestions.
:We need to get children to give their dreams to adults.
:How about we force them into a no-bankruptcy-allowed high interest loan system in order to achieve a certificate that qualifies them for a middle class job?
:That just seems barbaric.
:Politicians seized the opportunity.
:Aspirational dreams are the key to a healthy economy but a literally very small portion of the population controls all of them! Some say, "they're just children." I say children are the future so they ought to start paying now!
:There was some pushback against elites
:A 29% marginal dream tax?! Damned dream lebeians id dream up away to destroy them, but they'd tax that too/
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:Mother! Another
:Sprinkles and tonic.
:Journa
:But. Ultimately, forces for social change won the day
:Today the supreme court upheld the transfer of dreams from young to old the judges celebrated by piling into the chief justices robes and pretending to be a submarine
:As the new system progressed, sociologists noticed emergent effects
:Apparently having more dreams makes the average adult less happy I wonder why
:Who cares I'll never be the unicorn astronaut I was meant to be
:The more that children's dreams were taxed, the more adult they became,
:Hey susie wanna come to my treehouse and play frugal personal finance?
:Hooray
:But by then. The system was incapable of change
:The richest people can afford tofulfill their dreams everyone else is sad
:We need to petition the supreme court. But nobody's seen them since they upheld this system
:They've us periscope down!
:On the plus side old rich people are far more amusing
:I am batman! Whee!
:Though there remains bit of generational strife
:Now that you've taken all hope, could you at least share some of the wealth?
:You kids
:These days
:Are so entitled
:Caption: This bonus update is thanks to people who preordered soonish! Thank you/ cluck for more info.
==Votey Transcript==
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