Editing Cynewulf

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	| number    = 5575
	| date      = March 1, 2020
	| title     = cynewulf
	| image     = 1583078705-20200301.png
	| votey     = 158307874920200301after.png
	| titletext = This is the best Cynewulf joke you've ever read, unless I've missed one made by Kate Beaton at some point.
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==Explanation==
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==Transcript==
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:It's the movie of the decade based on ninth-century medieval tales by cynewulf the poet.
:Constantine, emperor of rome, is about to go into battle. Huns surround him on all sides.
:Suddenly, in the sky, constantine has a vision of the true cross.
:He carries the sign of the cross into battle, scattering his foes.
:His wise men tell him he must find the true cross. He sends an army, led by his mother elene, to jerusalem on a quest.
:Wow! That's an amazing setup! What happens next?
:Well, we'll wanna stick close to the medieval source literature, so acts 2, 3, and 4 are just torturing jews until they pony up the cross.
:How dare you! Where do you get the nerve, sir?
:What
:You walk right into hollywood and pitch an action movie with an elderly female lead?!
:But-
:Get out!
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==Votey Transcript==
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:Sick! (4)
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