Editing Counsel

{{comic
	| number    = 6594
	| date      = November 29, 2022
	| title     = counsel
	| image     = 1669755862-20221127.png
	| votey     = 166975606320221127after.png
	| titletext = Official SMBC Box Whiskey (tm) is available free to anyone who spends more than 40,000$ at the SMBC store.
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==Explanation==
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==Transcript==
:[Autogenerated transcript]
:Men had become deeply invested in the idea of feelings as weak I'm afraid it's terminal you probably got it when that tanker of radioactive waste drowned your family as you struggled to save them
:You win some you lose some
:The secret council of women was assembled welcome sisters! We meet in love and may your boxes of wine never run dry
:Discussions carried on long into the night what we just taught our boys to not be emotional dead zones.
:We could do reverse psychology tell them to stuff everything down so they rebel by showing-
:They'll be called sissies
:Theyll be called sissies
:Jesus pass the brie cauldron sister leigh
:Until the only viable solution was hit on. What we that's but re-marketed it might emotions as work dude stuff?
:We can call crying 'bustin' face!
:Insulting
:To and to them
:Christ pass the cheesecake humidor sister yu
:Extensive market analysis led to the ideal terminology sadness will be referred to as "doom-void," love will be "blood-boil, happiness will be "fang-skull" because of the smiling and ecstatically mirthful laughter will simply be ha-pocalypse.
:As the infomercials began running results were enormous and immediate have you ever been crushed in the doom-void. Shanked right in the nads of hope?
:That's t well. "sniffi they all meant so much to me!
:The bro. Wanna get together for a jane austen novel dramatization hell-binge?
:Men around the world simultaneously glimpsed and then shared entirely new colors of feeling
:Let's bust some faaaaaaaaaaaaace!
:But victory was not without consequences I never noticed the sunrise. Every morning it returns. Pink pours forth with red. Like an angry cyclops is disemboweling the night
:th
:The combination of constant raw feeling and unfamiliar language made men hard to respond to I still remember how your skull-orbs fucked my brain to jelly the day we met by christ's balls I sharted a heart-brick
:Too
:That
:Women began to withdraw emotionally I'm corpsitating mom porked sideways by the cock-punch of fate. But don't doom-void! Skull-fang upon this world! Your presence has always just absolutely boiled my frickin ass!
:You win some you lose some
:Mm
:And so the cycle continues.
:Welcome to the council of men you stupid bitch's bastards!
:V
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==Votey Transcript==
:[Autogenerated transcript]
:Gonna quietly weep all fuckin' night! 1. a

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