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:Conspiracy theories had gone from funny.
:And is there sasquatch pee in the water towers? I don't see any proof there isn't.
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:To scary.
:The sasquatches were a feint - dark vast. Inscrutable. Powerful possibly yarmulke-wearing forces are in charge of the elections and they must be stopped.
:I started an organization that sent subject matter experts to politely push the truth
:And so you see this idea has no basis in fact. No basis in theory and isn't even consistent within its own incorrect framework
:uh huh huh
:It went poorly.
:And what do you say guy with a podcast?
:Look, I'm just a regular guy so I'm not saying you should trust me, but common sense dictates that if you believe "experts you'll realize you have a regular sort of middle class existence which is not as enjoyable as believing you have a window into the dark truth buy my nutritional supplements!
:A new strategy was needed
:Instead of pushing the truth we'll flood the media with idiotic non-threatening conspiracy theories
:A new category of experts were deployed
:Open your eyes! The "pinch of nutmeg in every recipe does nothing ask yourself: Who is pushing all this nutmeg?
:As the public adjusted to an ever more stupid discourse, less and less effort was required.
:I'm just asking the question have you ever seen two australians in the same place at the same time? That's at least consistent with the idea that it's all just one guy and a lot of mirrors
:We created such an ocean of ignorance that actual malefactors lost the ability to manipulate the public jews control everything!
:Maybe yeah and also if elbow macaroni is not actually the elbows of tiny birds with arms, how do they get the hole in the middle?
:The world is not good now, but it is substantially funnier.
:What I'm saying is the elections are rigged yes. Caller go ahead
:You know what else is rigged is the sails of ghost-pirate ships which amazon is using to make same-day deliveries open your eyes
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:What if, for purposes of simplicity, we just blamed the jews for everything?
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