Editing
Computer
Jump to navigation
Jump to search
Warning:
You are not logged in. Your IP address will be publicly visible if you make any edits. If you
log in
or
create an account
, your edits will be attributed to your username, along with other benefits.
Anti-spam check. Do
not
fill this in!
{{comic | number = 5207 | date = March 12, 2019 | title = computer | image = 1552399847-20190312.png | votey = 155239965720190312after.png | titletext = Sadly, that burrito was filled with inhabited universes before God microwaved it. }} ==Explanation== {{incomplete}} ==Transcript== {{Computertranscript}} :[Describe panel here] :Dear god, is reality a computer? :First, you start with a math problem you can't solve then, you set up a universe so that the only way to escape is to solve a math problem. :Oh, yeah. That's the reason there's a multiverse. It calculates stuff. :You set the universe to split every time a :You wait long enough, some universes will develop patterns that create order and excrete entropy. :Quantum event happens. :Hi, I'm dave. :64oz :B :This pattern will use up its allotment of order, then start working on a way to escape. :Madame president, we've reduced this universe to an inert motionless :Can we find someone who did a better job husbanding their limited resources, and then eat them? :Wasteland :It escapes to an adjacent universe, where it devours its resources. :You can't stop us from killing you! That proves our moral superiority :And then you ask the escapees how they did it? :You let the process run while you go microwave a burrito or something :What? No there's like a trillion jillion universes. How would you know who to ask.2 :After a while, you come back and check. The only universe remaining will necessarily contain creatures that solved the problem. Voila/ math homework complete. :Incredible.. :So. The only meaning to my life is to solve a math problem that you find interesting? :Not you in particular you suck at math. :smbc-comics.com ==Votey Transcript== {{Computertranscript}} :[Describe panel here] :Don't worry! You'll be dead soon anyway. {{comic discussion}} [[Category:Comics tagged religion]][[Category:Comics tagged science]]
Summary:
Please note that all contributions to SMBC Wiki may be edited, altered, or removed by other contributors. If you do not want your writing to be edited mercilessly, then do not submit it here.
You are also promising us that you wrote this yourself, or copied it from a public domain or similar free resource (see
SMBC Wiki:Copyrights
for details).
Do not submit copyrighted work without permission!
Cancel
Editing help
(opens in new window)
Templates used on this page:
MediaWiki:Mainpage
(
view source
)
Template:Comic
(
edit
)
Template:Comic discussion
(
edit
)
Template:Computertranscript
(
edit
)
Template:Incomplete
(
edit
)
Template:LATESTCOMIC
(
edit
)
Template:Notice
(
edit
)
Navigation menu
Personal tools
Not logged in
Talk
Contributions
Create account
Log in
Namespaces
Page
Discussion
English
Views
Read
Edit
View history
More
Search
Navigation
Main page
Recent changes
Random page
Help about MediaWiki
Tools
What links here
Related changes
Special pages
Page information