Editing Commodities

{{comic
	| number    = 3853
	| date      = September 6, 2015
	| title     = commodities
	| image     = 1441547707-20150906.png
	| votey     = 1441547707-20150906after.png
	| titletext = Can we please have this? Please please please?
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==Explanation==
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==Transcript==
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:[Describe panel here]
:Wo work w how scow the future came.
:Where's my flying car?! Where's my martian outpost?! Wheres my pocket supercomputer witha longer bat tery life?
:We recognized the flawed heart of the system.
:Science is driven by human curiosity.
:We can do better.
:We set up a futures market for in-existent commodities I will pay a thousand dollars for a pound of t. Rex meat, to be delivered in five years./
:The market boomed.
:My goo. There are millions of t. Rex meat contracts nobody think it's deliverable.
:If I could produce
:A single medium-sized t. Rex, I'd get 60 billion dollars,
:Major biotech firms became interested. Scientists! Cease making new boner pills!
:Is it time to cure cancer?!
:Why do people always ask that?
:And the invisible hand of the market gave a great big middle finger to evoutionary history
:To
:Science!
:Capitalism.
:There was a brief panic, as buyers tried to renege on contracts.
:Turns out I don't love the idea of paying a week's wages for a pound of
:Lizard meat.
:A brief panic.
:Okay. I'll pay. Isn't it illegal to threaten people with dinosaur attack?
:Show me where it says that in the constitution!
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==Votey Transcript==
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:I challenge all vegetarions to promise to cat dino-clones.
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