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{{comic | number = 6969 | date = November 12, 2023 | title = bottleneck | name = Bottleneck - BAH! | image = 1699840025-20231112.png | votey = 169984011420231112after.png | titletext = He did a similar thing with dinosaurs but it got way out of hand. }} ==Explanation== {{incomplete}} ==Transcript== {{computertranscript}} :[Describe panel here] :Dear lord, why are human beings colossal dickwads? Evolution? The fall from grace? :About 75,000 years ago a giant volcano erupted and a bunch of people died more or less at random. :Genetic bottleneck. :By bad luck, a high percent of all survivors had a suite of genetic factors contributing to dickwaddery. :In a high-dickwad environment, being a dickwad is the least bad strategy. So the dickwad alleles got locked in and are now as characteristic of your primate species as hairlessness, bipedalism, and big floppy boobs. :So it wasn't your plan? :The volcano was, but everything after that is just funny. :Caption: smbc-comics.com ==Votey Transcript== {{computertranscript}} :[Describe panel here] :The boobs were also unplanned but hilarious. {{comic discussion}} [[Category:Comics tagged religion]]
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