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{{comic | number = 4971 | date = July 24, 2018 | title = bar-joke | image = 1532434185-20180724.png | votey = 153243437020180724after.png | titletext = The good news is that when the man gets caught running naked through the park, there's no self-consistent way to say he's at fault. }} ==Explanation== {{incomplete}} ==Transcript== {{Computertranscript}} :[Describe panel here] :A biocogical in telligence, machine iin telligence, and :God intelligence walk into a bar... :The biological intelligence tells the other two that it has "free will." :In secret, the biological intelligence writes down what cocktail it is about to order. :The machine intelligence simulates the biological intelligence in its own mind and writes down what it thinks the biological intelligence will do. :The god intelligence does the same. :They hand their napkins to the bartender. :The bartender reads the biological intelligence's napkin first. :Half amaretto half milk. In a tumbler over ice :The bartender reads the machine intelligence's napkin second :Finally, the bartender reads the god intelligence's napkin. :Half amaretto, half milk. In a tumbler over ice. :Half. I don't understand this notation. :That's :Complex vector space. :Although the machine intelligence is right 90% of the time, the outcome is probabilistic. In some universes, the machine was wrong and you get the mistaken impression that a short-lived ape can violate causality on a bar napkin. :You will neither know the joy of choice nor the contentedness of participation in a grand scheme. :Free will is a null concept and determinism is a fantasy. :The man orders a whiskey. :The machine failed to predict this, but only out of apathy. :But a dream within a dream... :smbc-comics.com ==Votey Transcript== {{Computertranscript}} :[Describe panel here] :Wait till they realice I don't exist. {{comic discussion}} [[Category:Comics featuring robots]][[Category:Comics tagged religion]][[Category:Comics tagged philosophy]][[Category:Comics tagged mathematics]][[Category:Comics tagged whiskey]]
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