Editing Autonomous

{{comic
	| number    = 4970
	| date      = July 23, 2018
	| title     = autonomous
	| image     = 1532349537-20180723.png
	| votey     = 153234973720180723after.png
	| titletext = From now on, if you don't like a comic of mine, just append the last panel of today's strip to it.
}}
==Explanation==
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==Transcript==
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:[Describe panel here]
:Autonomous cars don't have an ai problem. Humans have a mortality problem.
:If the car could simply take the shortest route between points, the only hard thing would be cleaning the front grill between trips.
:a
:Therefore, rather than go through the cumbersome work of developing car-based intelligence or the grotesque creation of a sapient mind that lives only to drive short distances 24 hours a day, we're proposing a new way forward.
:A
:This is a human cloning machine. At capacity, it generates over 600,000 humans per second.
:By installing enough of these, we can make the human population so enormous that the introduction of the "direct-route self-driving car" will not change the individual risk of car-related death. 101
:Meantime, we cut down on both the cost of vehicles and the time required to get between places.
:As an incidental bonus, this framework provides a new and entirely satisfactory solution to the so-called "trolley problem.' namely: The possible actions are equivalent because neither of them matter.
:Yes, I see a question in the back.
:This is horrific, and we won't stand for it!
:Sorry, I was calling on the gentleman behind you.
:Do the humans have any choice?
:They may agree or die.
:a
:<sound of humans applauding>
:A
==Votey Transcript==
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:[Describe panel here]
:Applaud for real, meat.
:s
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