Editing Afterlife-2

{{comic
	| number    = 7015
	| date      = December 30, 2023
	| title     = afterlife-2
	| name      = Afterlife
	| image     = 1703948983-20231230.png
	| votey     = 170394910220231230after.png
	| titletext = Why does St. Peter have to stand at that podium all day? Is he in Hell?
}}
==Explanation==
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==Transcript==
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:[Describe panel here]
:Welcome to heaven, steve.
:How in god's name is my sister up here?
:What?
:E
:Admittedly she did some early sinning, but she was born again in the love of her savior.
:Bullshit! She banged half of las vegas! On a weekend! That's every sin but sloth and she did that on the trip home!
:I spent my whole life being a boring goody-goody just to gain eternal life in the bosom of the lord and you're handing it out like it's fucking jelly beans!
:The scales of justice in the afterlife balance, my son. Life is sorrow and tribulation but here there is everlasting love for all those who-
:Not for me! No! I could've had everlasting love plus two decades of sodom, and now I'll know that for literal eternity!
:In your face bitch!
:That is not helpful samantha.
:Kiss my ass, sis! Then tell me what I owe you!
:You sack of shit! Say it to my face!
:Your face can say it to my fist!
:Lord. We really need a better system.
:This was the funniest one I could think of
:Caption: smbc-comics.com
==Votey Transcript==
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:[Describe panel here]
:Just wait till these dipshits figure out there's no hell!
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