Editing About-to-diet

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	| number    = 4330
	| date      = December 17, 2016
	| title     = about-to-diet
	| image     = 1481991217-20161217.png
	| votey     = 1481991247-20161217after.png
	| titletext = Twist: Below the last panel, his body is exploded. He is hallucinating as he dies.
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==Explanation==
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==Transcript==
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:Look, I'm going on a diet starting tomorrow. This is my last day to eat what I want.
:My god. What are you eating?
:I am trimming 300 calories from my diet every day, and I intend to diet for the rest of my life.
:Factoring in my improved diet, genetic history, and future medical advances, I expect to live 50 more years. That's 18,250 days, multiplied by 300 calories a day.
:Just to come out even today I need to eat 5 million calories.
:If I don't eat 13,000 cheeseburgers tonight, I am being cheated! Cheated, I tell you!
:The following day.
:Ech, what's the difference if I start next week?
:Caption: smbc-comics.com
==Votey Transcript==
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:All of my bad choices are about fairness
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